I NEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE!!

Oct 04, 2004 21:15

hellooo my pretties! mes in a weird mood today, probs cos it be a monday but alas anyway today started out bad cos i left the house without my keys, wallet, and fone(!) and didnt realise until i was perched on the train with obi wan jen and keeeeeeeeeeeeeeegan! but in my favour the muffhead ticket master only looked at jen's zonecard thing but compeltely ignored me! smashing biscuits i say!
but the day went forth with me without my belongings, but jen was my guardian angel for the day and i owe her unlimited drinks on friday night, if people can bother their tooshes to come out this time!!! which brings me to a foxxy point....i hate it when i suggest something but it gets chucked back in your face in a "yeah right, i cant be bothered with you" fashion, but when the tables have turned im supposed to come crawling back like a lowly arabian belly dancer?!?!? not bloody likely!
halfway up to uni, keegan said he wasnt feelin foxxy and decided to go back down home! i hope it wasnt my ramblings about madonna!! maybe i should never talk about madge to anyone, well apart from louisa, who is the only other person in greenock who likes her madgesty! anyway lol im sure it wasnt madge, i think keegan has a touch of the old leprosy thats been going about, 3 of my cousins have already passed on as a result of it, as have kate and andy :))
i ended up being early for my lecture and was standing alone(as per) and these 3 asian guys came up to me and were takin the piss and i couldnt do anything but stand there cos half the time i didnt know what they were saying and they were all about 20 so i would have been demolished if i used "the force"......
after that embarrassin and uni life confidence crushing defeat, i entered the lecture and took random isolated notes on economics. got my arm stuck in the wee twist up desk thing. then after it i ran to the arc bit to meet jen! after my guardian angel gave me money for the steam engine home i prayed to madonna that either my sis or my maw would be home(as i was keyless), huzzah my maw was home! i was reunited with my fone and found lots of messages from my beloved allies, inlcuding kateeeeeeeeee! indeed she was right in saying the posse needs anothe rnight out, im desparate for one perchance to lift my unfoxxy spirits!
tonight i suddenly had an impulse to watch the empire strikes back, which i did! i loves it so i do, vader-"he's as clumsy as he is stupid!" ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
hhhhhhmmmmmm i cant remember when i start my shift on wednesday, so ill need to fone the swines up sigh i wish i was darth vader, then i could take over earth and not work in mc'shites! in fact! i could sit in orbit of earth in my superstar destroyer and shoot its calorie filled arse to smithereens!!
well comrades iv bored you enough, mes off to find another life distracting vice.....hhhhhmmmmmmm menthol ciggarettes :p

YOU WERE MY LESSON I HAD TO LEARN
I WAS YOUR FORTRESS YOU HAD TO BURN
PAIN IS A WARNING THAT SOMETHINGS WRONG
I PRAY TO GOD THAT IT WONT BE LONG
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