cursed yahoo!!!

Aug 26, 2004 11:39

well it appears i did NOT win the stupid arse pit tickets competition...........
if i did i would be hoisting on my way down to wembley stadium for tonights show, and then hoisting into a stage pit to be inches away from madonna!
ALAS!!
well hopefully whoever won takes the train down, falls ill of a crash as the result of me putting a cow on the track which dislodges the aforementioned train and killing the ticket winner! huzzah!
THEN! yahoo(stupid yahoo!) will have to give the tickets to someone else, well.......ah yes! since ill be on the track halfway down the country, ill hi-jack another steam engine and choo choo my way down to fair london and claim the tickets!! through bloodshed if neccessary!!
BUT! im going to the jimmy tonight to celebrate payday so i think ill give my plan a miss.....
although there is the slane castle show in ireland, and spain, paris and holland dates hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I NEED 400 POUNDS WORTH OF DOLLARS!!
even more bad news..............all the american reinvention show files i downloaded from maonnalicious.com have expired now! so when i open them there is no visual, only sound! eeeek! i can HEAR nobody knows me, but i cant SEE it!!!and dont tell me i can use my imagination, because TV has already mushed it up into mush.
i wonder if londoners are any nicer than mancunians!? anyone know a funny story about londoners? i bet i would have came back from wembley with funny stories about london women similar to when i came back from manchester with funny stories about mancunian women! bitches!!
LOUISA!!!! you better have entered the competition the other day, although i hope somehow you entered for the slane one or somehting cos if u had enetered for todays one you would have no doubt made me immediately aware of it by now.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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