This is the post where I introduce myself.

[shindoucentric]

I have been on the Internet for less than 24 hours and already the following have occurred:

1. A vulgar young man (tachibanaism) propositioned me for homosexual… something. Naturally, I refused.
2. I had a delightful discussion with a young girl named Hermione Granger-chan.
3. pharoahs_suck, who just last night offered to send me 'emo' music, now apparently wants to

Comments

[tachibanaism]

Homosexual relations? A homosexual shag? Sex, basically, if you want to get down to it. Changed your mind yet, Touya?

[touyacentric]

I don't think you should talk to Touya like that anymore!

[tachibanaism]

Oh, sorry. Am I moving in on your territory?

[touyacentric]

Moving in on my what?

[tachibanaism]

Territory. I'll back off if you've already laid claims to him.

[touyacentric]

Laid claim? Ummm....can I get back to you on that?

[tachibanaism]

Sure thing. ;)

[touyacentric]

Yes. I've laid claims to Touya.

So don't move in on my territory! Okay?!

[tachibanaism]

...Judging from your comments below, I'm not sure you really have any idea what I'm talking about. But, whatever. I'm open to threesomes, too. ;)

[touyacentric]

Well I'm not! And neither is Touya!

[shindoucentric]

Not at all. Go away.

[tachibanaism]

Think of all the fun we could have, Aki-chan.

[shindoucentric]

...excuse me?

Touya. It is and always will be Touya to you.

[tachibanaism]

Last night you had me calling you Touya-san, Aki-chan.

[shindoucentric]

Clearly your primative mind cannot even wrap around such simple formalities. I was trying to make it easier for you to comprehend and obey.

"Aki-chan" is unacceptable.

[tachibanaism]

...Comprehend and obey? Oh, Aki-chan. I'm not a dog that needs training. And I'm finding myself rather fond of your new name.