This is the post where I introduce myself.

[shindoucentric]

I have been on the Internet for less than 24 hours and already the following have occurred:

1. A vulgar young man (tachibanaism) propositioned me for homosexual… something. Naturally, I refused.
2. I had a delightful discussion with a young girl named Hermione Granger-chan.
3. pharoahs_suck, who just last night offered to send me 'emo' music, now apparently wants to

Comments

[shipslicer]

I look forward to getting to know those of you who have morals and/or are sane.

That there's an interesting way of being honest and specific. Commend ya.

[shindoucentric]

Thank you very much. I do try.

[shipslicer]

Ah. I forgot to introduce meself. The name is Deckard. I'm the lone wolf of the seas. Suppose I'll be seein' ya 'round here.

[shindoucentric]

The "lone wolf of the seas", you say? Is that... a job title? A nickname? I must admit, the title is intriguing.

[shipslicer]

Sort of a nickname I gathered over the years. I'm a pirate, but I only attack other pirate ships. Got this big ole' blade on the front of my ship and I run 'em through and slice 'em in half. ^____________^ Hence, shipslicer.

[shindoucentric]

Fascinating!

[touyacentric]

I didn't know you liked pirates.

[shindoucentric]

I didn't know you liked to jump into random conversations of mine.

Imagine that.

[touyacentric]

I don't jump in! He stopped talking to you!

[shindoucentric]

He may very well have started commenting again! You may have scared him away.

[touyacentric]

I'm not scary!

[shindoucentric]

You seem so sure.

[touyacentric]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[shindoucentric]

You aren't scary, but you probably scared Deckard-san away regardless. It's your attitude, jumping into conversations is rude.

[touyacentric]

There's no way I could have scared a pirate. He just didn't want to talk to you anymore.

[shindoucentric]

...hmph.