Quest for a Laptop II
I’m going to stay away from electronic stores from now on - especially the Sony Station. Sena’s clone suggested ordering “online”. I think he meant IN LINE because, of course, you have to wait in line when buying something. I have to wait in line when buying groceries. Get your prepositions right.
Sakuraba and I went on a morning run. We met up with Takami and Ootawara later. It should have only taken us about 45 minutes but we were delayed an extra 20 due to his fangirls popping out from every bush, tree, car, corner, and trashcan. Fortunately or unfortunately, Ootawara frightened them off by pulling down his pants and flashing his special friend…I think I saw Sena again. Anyways, Takami and Ootawara parted ways and we headed for Sakuraba’s house. After I cleaned up I asked him about how does one go about finding and purchasing a laptop. Well, first he told me to “Google” it. I’m not well-versed in today’s street talk, but that just sounded dirty. He also suggested E-Bay - whatever that is. Miracle Ito called and Sakuraba had to go so I was left by myself with the laptop. I personally didn’t want to Google anything. So I went with E-Bay instead. While typing it into the URL bar, I accidently typed E-GAY (The B and G key are so close together!) I was sent to a gay dating agency and suddenly pictures of people touching each other in places that should only be done in the privacy of their bedroom flooded my display screen. Trying to click on the Back icon, I clicked on one of the boxes by accident and even MORE advertisements appeared! Male enhancements, XXX Girls, Erotic Furbys - ALL I WANTED WAS A LAPTOP.
Next thing I know I was bombarded with rectangular boxes.
SakurabasGUURL120830219: OMG SAKURABA!!!!!!!111111
2Sexieeeeee4U: SAKURABA PLEASE FATHER MY CHILDREN!!11
iDre4mOfSaku: SAKURABA I AM OYUR BIGgEST FANN! I ONLI EAT AMERIKAN BURGUR N I HAF ALL UR CDS AND MERCHISNDE! UR SO HAWTT!
Matthews309248: I want my pen back.
So here I am, once again at the same Internet Café paying 2000 Yen an hour updating my Live Journal and still laptop-less. I left Sakuraba’s house and locked it up leaving his laptop on, he’ll know how to fix it. Later I headed to football practice with images of Erotic Furbys burned into the back of my mind. Then I went to visit Steve and Kurita-san. It was nice to see the mouse again - I hope they both enjoyed the flan. Thanks for tea Kurita-san.
(OOC: Good thing the volume wasn’t on or Shin would have heard low, moaning, husky voices yearning for his body coming from the computer. Who knows how he would have reacted.)
Looks like Deimon's LiveJournal status is growing in number and one addition to Oujou...well, not really since he doesn't play football. Hmmmm...
Sakuraba and I went on a morning run. We met up with Takami and Ootawara later. It should have only taken us about 45 minutes but we were delayed an extra 20 due to his fangirls popping out from every bush, tree, car, corner, and trashcan. Fortunately or unfortunately, Ootawara frightened them off by pulling down his pants and flashing his special friend…I think I saw Sena again. Anyways, Takami and Ootawara parted ways and we headed for Sakuraba’s house. After I cleaned up I asked him about how does one go about finding and purchasing a laptop. Well, first he told me to “Google” it. I’m not well-versed in today’s street talk, but that just sounded dirty. He also suggested E-Bay - whatever that is. Miracle Ito called and Sakuraba had to go so I was left by myself with the laptop. I personally didn’t want to Google anything. So I went with E-Bay instead. While typing it into the URL bar, I accidently typed E-GAY (The B and G key are so close together!) I was sent to a gay dating agency and suddenly pictures of people touching each other in places that should only be done in the privacy of their bedroom flooded my display screen. Trying to click on the Back icon, I clicked on one of the boxes by accident and even MORE advertisements appeared! Male enhancements, XXX Girls, Erotic Furbys - ALL I WANTED WAS A LAPTOP.
Next thing I know I was bombarded with rectangular boxes.
SakurabasGUURL120830219: OMG SAKURABA!!!!!!!111111
2Sexieeeeee4U: SAKURABA PLEASE FATHER MY CHILDREN!!11
iDre4mOfSaku: SAKURABA I AM OYUR BIGgEST FANN! I ONLI EAT AMERIKAN BURGUR N I HAF ALL UR CDS AND MERCHISNDE! UR SO HAWTT!
Matthews309248: I want my pen back.
So here I am, once again at the same Internet Café paying 2000 Yen an hour updating my Live Journal and still laptop-less. I left Sakuraba’s house and locked it up leaving his laptop on, he’ll know how to fix it. Later I headed to football practice with images of Erotic Furbys burned into the back of my mind. Then I went to visit Steve and Kurita-san. It was nice to see the mouse again - I hope they both enjoyed the flan. Thanks for tea Kurita-san.
(OOC: Good thing the volume wasn’t on or Shin would have heard low, moaning, husky voices yearning for his body coming from the computer. Who knows how he would have reacted.)
Looks like Deimon's LiveJournal status is growing in number and one addition to Oujou...well, not really since he doesn't play football. Hmmmm...