Arbitraricus and somesuch
Are you tired of ancient superstition parading as modern religion?
Done with hypocrisy?
Do you feel there is something more out there?
Perhaps you should consider the Arbitrarican faith.
You see Arbitraricus the great pan-creator got bored one day, tuesday, and made the universe. It formed real slow and he liked the colors, then that got boring so he made life.
Life was too much to follow, so he made sub deities to manage the rest of the life, for example, Yawgmaoth, the god of the machines, and Khrom god of trials and strife who tempers you with his fires at birth so that you may succeed and provides constant trials for which you may hone yourself, or testocles the god of manly might, or ashra the goddess of feminine wisdom.
for more information contact your local arbitrarican prophet...
more information to come as we write it
Done with hypocrisy?
Do you feel there is something more out there?
Perhaps you should consider the Arbitrarican faith.
You see Arbitraricus the great pan-creator got bored one day, tuesday, and made the universe. It formed real slow and he liked the colors, then that got boring so he made life.
Life was too much to follow, so he made sub deities to manage the rest of the life, for example, Yawgmaoth, the god of the machines, and Khrom god of trials and strife who tempers you with his fires at birth so that you may succeed and provides constant trials for which you may hone yourself, or testocles the god of manly might, or ashra the goddess of feminine wisdom.
for more information contact your local arbitrarican prophet...
more information to come as we write it