Serious Academic Conversations During Finals
This is an actual conversation between the G-Man and me, after a liquor run, this was a prelude to a bad fucking night, I started drinking at 3 in the afternoon, I didnt stop till 4 in the morning and that was to have sex with a fat chick to get Rob laid, not any fat chick but the mother of fat chicks. She was hitting on me and her friend was hot, now I'm not sure what happened but rather than be the selfish bastard I usually am an hit on the hot friend with pierced nipples(did I mention I like pierced nipples?) I let the ugly one, who had to weigh more than 300 pounds contiue to buy me drinks, then I inform her I will only go home with her if she agrees to send her hot friend home with my friend rob, she drags her to the bathroom and convinces the hot friend to fuck and or suck off rob... I had sex with the fattest woman ever, my whale hunting days are over.
But more importantly I made a list of beers I have drank I am still not sure how many this is.
Session Start (LyNXX202:Merrill505): Sat May 07 19:22:19 2005
[19:22] Merrill505: what is the beer from PA
[19:23] Merrill505: nevermind
[19:23] Merrill505: Yuengling
[19:23] LyNXX202: Yeungling
[19:23] Merrill505: yep
[19:23] LyNXX202: the best one in black and tan
[19:23] LyNXX202: and its a czechbeer
[19:23] LyNXX202: it's brewed in pawtucket
[19:23] Merrill505: i'm making a list of beers i've tried
[19:24] Merrill505: i'm up to 28
[19:24] LyNXX202: hrmmm
[19:24] LyNXX202: i shoudl make my own list
[19:24] LyNXX202: sierra nevada
[19:24] LyNXX202: blue moon
[19:24] LyNXX202: guiness
[19:24] LyNXX202: stout
[19:24] LyNXX202: harp
[19:24] LyNXX202: bass
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud light
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud ice
[19:24] LyNXX202: mgd
[19:24] LyNXX202: miller light
[19:24] LyNXX202: miller high life
[19:24] LyNXX202: coors light
[19:24] LyNXX202: coors
[19:24] LyNXX202: o'douls
[19:24] LyNXX202: st. pauli
[19:25] LyNXX202: sierra nevada pale ale
[19:25] LyNXX202: sam adams
[19:25] LyNXX202: fosters bitter
[19:25] LyNXX202: fosters
[19:25] LyNXX202: steel reserve
[19:25] LyNXX202: corona
[19:25] LyNXX202: corona light
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita aber
[19:25] Merrill505: can i come try a steel reserve?
[19:25] LyNXX202: dixie
[19:25] LyNXX202: nope
[19:25] Merrill505: i'll trade a labatt
[19:25] LyNXX202: those are tims going away present
[19:25] Merrill505: oh ok
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita light
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita turbo dog
[19:26] LyNXX202: abita purple haze
[19:26] LyNXX202: becks
[19:26] Merrill505: i'm at 30
[19:26] LyNXX202: beck's dark
[19:26] LyNXX202: michie
[19:26] LyNXX202: michie light
[19:26] LyNXX202: mich ultch
[19:26] LyNXX202: yeungling
[19:26] LyNXX202: yeungling black and tan
[19:26] LyNXX202: dos equis
[19:26] LyNXX202: dos equis lager
[19:26] LyNXX202: newcastle
[19:27] LyNXX202: zitgaib
[19:27] Merrill505: i'm up to 32
[19:27] Merrill505: you keep reminding me of some
[19:27] LyNXX202: rewd wolf
[19:27] LyNXX202: south paw
[19:27] LyNXX202: red dog
[19:27] LyNXX202: blackened vodoo
[19:28] LyNXX202: natty light
[19:28] LyNXX202: natty ice
[19:28] LyNXX202: busch
[19:28] LyNXX202: smirnoff
[19:28] LyNXX202: triple black
[19:28] LyNXX202: O3
[19:28] Merrill505: smirnoff is not beer
[19:28] LyNXX202: it is a malted beverage
[19:28] Merrill505: not a beer
[19:28] LyNXX202: it is made with hops
[19:28] LyNXX202: and wheat
[19:29] Merrill505: no, dont' include taht
[19:29] LyNXX202: fine
[19:29] LyNXX202: red stripe
[19:29] LyNXX202: sapporo
[19:29] LyNXX202: labbatt blue
[19:30] LyNXX202: imperial
[19:30] LyNXX202: wuesteiner
[19:30] LyNXX202: PBR
[19:30] LyNXX202: killians
[19:31] LyNXX202: Schlitz
[19:31] LyNXX202: schlitz ice
[19:31] LyNXX202: bud dry
[19:31] Merrill505: bud dry?
[19:32] LyNXX202: dinkle acker
[19:32] LyNXX202: tsing tao
[19:32] LyNXX202: its an old fucking beer like back in 1995
[19:32] LyNXX202: my grandpa used to drink it
[19:32] LyNXX202: gennessee
[19:32] LyNXX202: red dog
[19:33] Merrill505: you mentioned that
[19:33] LyNXX202: no i mentioned red wolf
[19:33] LyNXX202: Utopias
[19:34] LyNXX202: BtotheE
[19:34] LyNXX202: Bud Select
[19:34] LyNXX202: Pete's Wicked Ale
Session Close (Merrill505): Sat May 07 22:07:57 2005
But more importantly I made a list of beers I have drank I am still not sure how many this is.
Session Start (LyNXX202:Merrill505): Sat May 07 19:22:19 2005
[19:22] Merrill505: what is the beer from PA
[19:23] Merrill505: nevermind
[19:23] Merrill505: Yuengling
[19:23] LyNXX202: Yeungling
[19:23] Merrill505: yep
[19:23] LyNXX202: the best one in black and tan
[19:23] LyNXX202: and its a czechbeer
[19:23] LyNXX202: it's brewed in pawtucket
[19:23] Merrill505: i'm making a list of beers i've tried
[19:24] Merrill505: i'm up to 28
[19:24] LyNXX202: hrmmm
[19:24] LyNXX202: i shoudl make my own list
[19:24] LyNXX202: sierra nevada
[19:24] LyNXX202: blue moon
[19:24] LyNXX202: guiness
[19:24] LyNXX202: stout
[19:24] LyNXX202: harp
[19:24] LyNXX202: bass
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud light
[19:24] LyNXX202: bud ice
[19:24] LyNXX202: mgd
[19:24] LyNXX202: miller light
[19:24] LyNXX202: miller high life
[19:24] LyNXX202: coors light
[19:24] LyNXX202: coors
[19:24] LyNXX202: o'douls
[19:24] LyNXX202: st. pauli
[19:25] LyNXX202: sierra nevada pale ale
[19:25] LyNXX202: sam adams
[19:25] LyNXX202: fosters bitter
[19:25] LyNXX202: fosters
[19:25] LyNXX202: steel reserve
[19:25] LyNXX202: corona
[19:25] LyNXX202: corona light
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita aber
[19:25] Merrill505: can i come try a steel reserve?
[19:25] LyNXX202: dixie
[19:25] LyNXX202: nope
[19:25] Merrill505: i'll trade a labatt
[19:25] LyNXX202: those are tims going away present
[19:25] Merrill505: oh ok
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita light
[19:25] LyNXX202: abita turbo dog
[19:26] LyNXX202: abita purple haze
[19:26] LyNXX202: becks
[19:26] Merrill505: i'm at 30
[19:26] LyNXX202: beck's dark
[19:26] LyNXX202: michie
[19:26] LyNXX202: michie light
[19:26] LyNXX202: mich ultch
[19:26] LyNXX202: yeungling
[19:26] LyNXX202: yeungling black and tan
[19:26] LyNXX202: dos equis
[19:26] LyNXX202: dos equis lager
[19:26] LyNXX202: newcastle
[19:27] LyNXX202: zitgaib
[19:27] Merrill505: i'm up to 32
[19:27] Merrill505: you keep reminding me of some
[19:27] LyNXX202: rewd wolf
[19:27] LyNXX202: south paw
[19:27] LyNXX202: red dog
[19:27] LyNXX202: blackened vodoo
[19:28] LyNXX202: natty light
[19:28] LyNXX202: natty ice
[19:28] LyNXX202: busch
[19:28] LyNXX202: smirnoff
[19:28] LyNXX202: triple black
[19:28] LyNXX202: O3
[19:28] Merrill505: smirnoff is not beer
[19:28] LyNXX202: it is a malted beverage
[19:28] Merrill505: not a beer
[19:28] LyNXX202: it is made with hops
[19:28] LyNXX202: and wheat
[19:29] Merrill505: no, dont' include taht
[19:29] LyNXX202: fine
[19:29] LyNXX202: red stripe
[19:29] LyNXX202: sapporo
[19:29] LyNXX202: labbatt blue
[19:30] LyNXX202: imperial
[19:30] LyNXX202: wuesteiner
[19:30] LyNXX202: PBR
[19:30] LyNXX202: killians
[19:31] LyNXX202: Schlitz
[19:31] LyNXX202: schlitz ice
[19:31] LyNXX202: bud dry
[19:31] Merrill505: bud dry?
[19:32] LyNXX202: dinkle acker
[19:32] LyNXX202: tsing tao
[19:32] LyNXX202: its an old fucking beer like back in 1995
[19:32] LyNXX202: my grandpa used to drink it
[19:32] LyNXX202: gennessee
[19:32] LyNXX202: red dog
[19:33] Merrill505: you mentioned that
[19:33] LyNXX202: no i mentioned red wolf
[19:33] LyNXX202: Utopias
[19:34] LyNXX202: BtotheE
[19:34] LyNXX202: Bud Select
[19:34] LyNXX202: Pete's Wicked Ale
Session Close (Merrill505): Sat May 07 22:07:57 2005