Aug 09, 2009 03:33
Noooo! Master is a zombie! MASTER IS A ZOMBIE! RUN AWAY! CLEAR A PATH EVERYBODY! EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY!
Gjjjaaaaaaah! STOP! Sumomo- STOP! I'm RIGHT HERE, I'm not a monst-AAAH!!!
Scaryyyyyy! Don't hurt me, Zombie-Master Shimbo!
[Somehow Sumomo manages to stay faaar away from Shimbo, lugging the communicator in front of her in both arms. And since he hasn't posted in such a long time, guess who got shocked? Better yet, since this counts as a post, guess who CONTINUES to get shocked thanks to Sumomo keeping the communicator at such a long distance from the owner for all this time?
Running as fast as she can, the communicator starts to sliiide backward until-]
Uh-oh... TIMBERRRRR!
[With a clatter, the communicator falls back on Sumomo and she's pinned under it. Shimbo's voice gets closer and closer- something along the lines of "Oo! *pause* Ah! *pause* Ouch! *pause* Ack! *pause* Fuck! *pause* Arg! *pause* Damn!" until he finally manages to get to the communicator and the shocks stop. He scoops it and a dizzied Sumomo up and after about twenty seconds of panting he speaks.]
H-hey... y- *swallow* -you damn... damn scientists! D-didn't think of w-what would happen if... if the communicator got separated by accident, did you?! B-bas...bastards... *click*
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Communicators deliver shocks when distanced. They continue to shock you until you are no longer distanced.
Sumomo did not get shocked this time.
Sumomo and I became separated by "Reavers" and I was without my communicator, since she was carrying it. Still alive. VERY PISSED. Sumomo does not seem damaged.
Sumomo thought something was wrong with me because of my body jumping from the shocks and continued to run away from me for weeks.
Note to self: Stop teaching her about zombies.
separated,
shocked for weeks,
communicator,
pissed,
sumomo can't touch the comm,
shocked by the chip,
sumomo,
omg omg,
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