What I Learned This Week
If you think someone doesn't like you, it's probably because they don't.
Microwaving jelly-filled patries is a mistake (the pastry gets soft and delicious; the jelly becomes a radioactive sample of solar-hot tongue-disintegration gel).
Pasta salad is a man's best friend.
My roommate/landlord is NEVER going to fix the plumbing in my bathroom.
Microwaving jelly-filled patries is a mistake (the pastry gets soft and delicious; the jelly becomes a radioactive sample of solar-hot tongue-disintegration gel).
Pasta salad is a man's best friend.
My roommate/landlord is NEVER going to fix the plumbing in my bathroom.