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so the doctors gave me Percocet, which is a super strong narcotic pain reliever.
i often text people while on this drug. here are some gems.
"if i were a sheep i'd be warm all the time cause itd be like i already had a sweater on."
"i cAn see my heart beating in my eyes. soooweird"
"i have a bbby and its someones birthday but i dont remember Who but i sabG tem happt brthsay abyway"
"i like drigs but not the kind you have. Also my boobs arE getting smaller but its ojksy cause now they're perfeCttt handfuLs aNd that's sooooocutE and i forget. oh and also i ghd a dream that all the sessame street charactyers died and i'm sorry"
"what are eyEs made oF? i think i can see in my eyEs."
more to come. haha.
i often text people while on this drug. here are some gems.
"if i were a sheep i'd be warm all the time cause itd be like i already had a sweater on."
"i cAn see my heart beating in my eyes. soooweird"
"i have a bbby and its someones birthday but i dont remember Who but i sabG tem happt brthsay abyway"
"i like drigs but not the kind you have. Also my boobs arE getting smaller but its ojksy cause now they're perfeCttt handfuLs aNd that's sooooocutE and i forget. oh and also i ghd a dream that all the sessame street charactyers died and i'm sorry"
"what are eyEs made oF? i think i can see in my eyEs."
more to come. haha.