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So I just finished doing laundry. I was folding my clothes in the laundry room and what have you, when in a shocking turn of events I noticed three pairs of underwear missing. Now, I normally would not notice this because there were approximately 2824972 pairs of underwear in the wash today. But the particular pairs that I am missing are some of my supernice supersexy superpricey ones (from Calvin Klein and Cosabella, respectively.) Upon noticing that they were M.I.A., I went through all my laundry items several times to make sure they hadn't clung to any towels or gotten stuck inside any pants I washed, as unmentionables of the thong persuasion tend to do. After very thorough investigation, they are NOWHERE to be found. NOWHERE!
Could someone have actually taken my underwear? I mean is this possible?? Who would do such a thing?? And why? Why god...WHY?! Is no one's underwear safe?? CAN I NOT LAUNDER FREELY?! OH THE HORROR!
They were some of my favorite pairs, too. I am INSENSED!
In light of these events I give you tonight's open letter...
Dear person who may or may not have STOLEN MY UNDERWEAR,
May your crotch burn forever like the fires of Hades.
Thank you. So much.
-Management
Could someone have actually taken my underwear? I mean is this possible?? Who would do such a thing?? And why? Why god...WHY?! Is no one's underwear safe?? CAN I NOT LAUNDER FREELY?! OH THE HORROR!
They were some of my favorite pairs, too. I am INSENSED!
In light of these events I give you tonight's open letter...
Dear person who may or may not have STOLEN MY UNDERWEAR,
May your crotch burn forever like the fires of Hades.
Thank you. So much.
-Management