I am the smug git
I am the person in class you all hate so much, hahaha...
I am the one who took out all the class texts for environmental ethics and read them before the lecture each week.
I am the one who finished all her essays three days before the deadline, and one of them three weeks before that.
I am the one who has read all but two of the twenty or so articles so far covered in Art.
Oh yes. Oh yes. My revision for this term is gonna be piss, cos I know it all already. Why? Cos I'm a very organised, hard-working bitch. Damn I deserve to feel smug!
On top of that, I spent 40 quid in charity shops the other day, got a total of seven or eight items, including a brand new flashy top with its original Topshop tags still attached, and a complete outfit for my brother's wedding (or even a formal ball) for a grand total of £15. And, of course, I have taught two farmers how to grow sustainable crops, vaccinated two camels against parasites so they won't get ill, given an Ethiopian a cow and sent three kids to school for six months.
Now that makes me a smug ethical git an all. God I feel great.
I am the one who took out all the class texts for environmental ethics and read them before the lecture each week.
I am the one who finished all her essays three days before the deadline, and one of them three weeks before that.
I am the one who has read all but two of the twenty or so articles so far covered in Art.
Oh yes. Oh yes. My revision for this term is gonna be piss, cos I know it all already. Why? Cos I'm a very organised, hard-working bitch. Damn I deserve to feel smug!
On top of that, I spent 40 quid in charity shops the other day, got a total of seven or eight items, including a brand new flashy top with its original Topshop tags still attached, and a complete outfit for my brother's wedding (or even a formal ball) for a grand total of £15. And, of course, I have taught two farmers how to grow sustainable crops, vaccinated two camels against parasites so they won't get ill, given an Ethiopian a cow and sent three kids to school for six months.
Now that makes me a smug ethical git an all. God I feel great.