Dec 01, 2004 18:22
It has been forever and half since I finally updated my computer. Many statistics have since been updated, such as how many pieces of spyware I have found on my computer, how many times I have had to try and reinstall RA2: Yuri's Revenge, and how much gay porn has raped its way onto my computer and into my eyes via spyware. But mostly, nothing has happened except for my painful hacking cough that has since two and a half weeks ago started harassing me. Donkeypunches and shitballs, I don't even know where to start. So let me just bring you in on an update on my sex life.
So far, I have been a severe 'playa'. I have been dating six sisters, named Rosy Palm, Thumb, Pointer, Middle, Ring and Pinky. Damn, they are boring.
A failing story, my sorry friends, but you know now what a boring life I lead. From gay porn spyware/pop-ups to fapping to anything but that, I do not have a lot of fun. But