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This year, I decided I write to Santa. I know it has been many years since he heard from me but I thought it was worth a try. i drafted two letters, one truthful and one which is not so truthful.
Here is one of them.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped crystalseraph see the light (8 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
shikishinobi
To see the other, have a look inside. I am not showing it directly because it is the truthful one.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May morriganscrow and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I helped angelicbiscuit hide a body (-173 points). In August I gave crystalseraph a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I stole slashpervert's purse (-30 points). In June I bought porn for lupinella (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-132 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shikishinobi
Here is one of them.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped crystalseraph see the light (8 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
shikishinobi
To see the other, have a look inside. I am not showing it directly because it is the truthful one.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May morriganscrow and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I helped angelicbiscuit hide a body (-173 points). In August I gave crystalseraph a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I stole slashpervert's purse (-30 points). In June I bought porn for lupinella (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-132 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shikishinobi