Mar 17, 2010 21:56
My god, AI has to be the worst movie I've ever watched. Even Jude Law couldn't make it any better for me (his stylists must have been blind and mentally challenged). Who even funded it? Seriously, they made better sci-fi back in the '70.
The plot is not only badly written and unimaginative, it's naive, shallow, stupid and, worst of all, boring. People responsible for creating this piece of crap should be imprisoned. Bad, BAD! I find no words to describe exactly how horrible the film is. It's the prime example of how NOT to make movies. I think it gave me cancer.
Now, Enemy at the Gates on the other hand was quite amazing.
Jude law has the best orgasm face ever. For those of you who watched it, do you recall the intercourse scene with Law and Weisz? At first as was like: gross! where are you putting those hands, girl?!?! stop it, it's disgusting! But then I saw Jude's sex face and I came buckets.
I'd like to touch him inappropriately just to see him make that face. I never realized how sexy the man is before.
Also, Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law make the hottest gay couple ever.