GOD

[shihan_ai]

This is the fifth part of the whore geng series. Yes, I did say it was a trilogy, and stretched it with a "prequel", but now im just giving up. Here take it.
You can blame it on omgorgasm because this is written for her. This is also for mawaru_berry because she likes the HanChun

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[tarmenel]

alfjasljkfajgsaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/dances

HOLD ON I NEED TO GO GET MY POWER CORD

ANNIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY COMPUTER

[tarmenel]

I HAVENT FINISHED OR ANTYHING BUT WHO IS THE REDHEAD

[tarmenel]

OH IS IT HEECHUL

[tarmenel]

I REALLY REALLY WANT IT TO BE HYUKKIE SO I'M GONNA PRETEND ITS HIM ...

[mawaru_berry]

OMFG. OHMYFUCKINGGOD.
HANCHUN. HANCHUN. HANFUCKINGCHUN.
LAHFKJAHDKJSDHGLKAHFAHGJSFGAASKJDHGADHGKJ. I AM ALL CAPS LOCK AT THIS POINT.

PAINT. I'M A FRIGGIN ART STUDENT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT'S GOING TO BE TO PAINT AND NOT THINK OF THIS?

XD

[shihan_ai]

OH MY GOD YES! HAHA NOW I HAVE CONTAMINATED YOUR ART WITH HANCHUN SMUT! although i do know what you mean cuz i was going to paint and then was like hmmmmm
BUT YOU LIKED YOU LIKED! HEHE I SHOULD WRITE MORE HANCHUN FOR YOU =D

have fun painting bb <3

[mawaru_berry]

MY MIND. IT IS CONTAMINATED. I HATE LOVE YOU. I LOVE THIS. WRITE MORE HANCHUN. *cheers*

Oh, yes, I shall have fun painting. I'll probably faint as soon as I take the brush out and then my teacher will be like "…why did Kai die?" XDDD

[shihan_ai]

HAHA whenever someone comes near you with a thick brush, you'll be like ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh GET AWAY

...unless it's Master geng. then you'd be hi! im kai, im a painter like yoochun. do me as well.

=D

[13fireflies]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!
i will never see paint the same way again. :D

THE MILKY SKINNED REDHEAD and the I HOPE HE FUCKS YOU SO HARD YOU CAN'T WALK FOR A WEEK.

*SPAZZES*

[shihan_ai]

loll heechul FTW. and yoochun being all defensive and denying it. ha lets see what heechul says when he hobbles out of there LOL

yeah me not touching paint for a while...esp not red =D

[followurdestiny]

akldfjlskdf... XD

*hides*

btw, did you watch the second part of 'entertainment@azio with patty hou' (link) - there's some KyuHan again, which made me *flail* and *rofl* - at part 6...
and the whole episode is entertaining to watch... I want to ramble about it, but then I would reveal to much ... XD

<33

[shihan_ai]

OH I LOVE HOW YOU'RE KYUHAN-FYING ME. i haven't see it but i cant watch it right now *wails*
thanks bb im going to flail and spazz over it with you later <3

[shihan_ai]

OHMYGOD I LIKE. LOL HAE AND HENRY ARE SUCH TROUBLEMAKERS I SWEAR. AND LOL WOOKIE IS SO CUTE AND "BAD" and not being able to get the dish right <3 and ROFLMAO food baby and everyone ditching the other thing to eat geng's dumplings...wookie included =D

BUT OMG SNARK!KYU. crazily shaking the camera and then saying Geng isn't pretty? of course not kyu, he's gorgeous and sexy and beautiful that's why you adore him so fuckin much and is hovering over him not concentrating on making dumplings and staring at your leader instead. he is always standing btw shihan
and bb it's ok we know it's hard to pick geng's sexiest aspect. he's ALL sexy to you isn't he /shameless kyuhan shipper

FAVOURITE MOMENT:
SHIWON EATING THE 'HOT' DUMPLING. ROFLMAO at his face. and i thought he was going to kiss geng for a moment

[followurdestiny]

I know!! Hae and Henry making a 'baby' (this sounds all kinds of wrong) and them cooeing over it XD... and trying to patch it up later when it threatens to fall apart with a 'bandaid' XD (Siwon's are you guys making a pretzel? *made me flail for some reason*)

There where so many things to flail over, seriously! I could go on and on I think XD... Kyu and Siwon secretly putting more salt in the dish, Patty questioning Wookie's cooking abilities, Siwon's lost spoon XD, Geng feeding the crew *such a sweetheart*, Henry's love for eating and wanting 'soy sauce' with it (can't get it himself XD), Siwon's 'xiao long bao' 'where, where?!' XD, the appearance of a 'grown big baby', Hae making fun of Zhoumi's big face and his one-on-one with the camera, Hae being the most romantic, Henry promising to shower and brush his teeth... XD ohh SJM ♥

KyuHan: Kyu is furiously shaking yes definitely when talking about Han Mama's dumplings being delicious XD and his 'it's not'... I know for you he's not the same as his mother, right it's much more...

[sujuluver121]

omg i can't belive how u turned painting into having sex .but u did it lol aww is this the last one?? wanna read more

[shihan_ai]

yeah this is the last one i posted, but it's not the last one... you'll just have to wait until i finish the other one =D

[sujuluver121]

ok , me wait