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As promised... ;)
More of the Slash Network: All Slash, All the Time!
You have just entered room "Slashholics Network PowWow."
Kat has entered the room.
Me: hihi!
Kat: Jem and the Slashers!
Me: Wheel of Slash!
Lissie has entered the room.
Kat: CSI: Criminal Slash Investigators
Me: we'll be airing QaF naturally, too, won't we?
Lissie: ...
Kat: Of course.
Lissie: TAWG
Me: ooh, what?
Lissie: I was just about to ask if we would air marathon QaF
Lissie: *brain explodes*
Me: eeexcellent
Me: Gimme dat ass!
Lissie: Why am I not used to this by now?
Me: it's more fun being amazed at our brains?
Kat: **giggles**
Lissie: ...yeah. That sounds about right.
Kat: Nightly movies: Slash Wars
Kat: The Slasher Bride
Me: okay, randomly because it's funny: The Young and the Assless. Edge could guest-star!
Me: Slash Academy!
Kat: .... Velvet Goldmine.
Lissie: I don't watch enough T.V.
Lissie: Can't. Keep. Up.
Me: Not Without My Slasher
Me: Slash Raider?
Me: Tomb Slasher!
Lissie: Dr. Phil
Kat: The Slash is Right!!
Lissie: Where the women do more than just show off in the hot tubs.
Lissie: They put on a show in the hottubs
Me: The Beverly Slashbillies!
Kat: Trading Slashes!
Lissie: ...that's already slashy.
Me: The Jerry Slasher Show?
Lissie: It's like airing decorating with christopher lowell
Me: Junkyard Slash!
Lissie: And of course, a wide assortment of U2 concerts.
Me: well, yes. :D
Lissie: Because nothing else we've mentioned even touches that level of slashiness.
Me: naturellement
Kat: Of course!
Kat: .... I have to take this moment to demand interviews with LotR boys.
Lissie: And for the kids: Sesame Slash
Me: and we accede your demand, Kat
Lissie: I'm pretty sure it's right.
Me: SlashSchool!
Lissie: You know Bert and Ernie have a thing for each other.
Me: absolutely, man
Kat: Well, *duh*
Kat: My friend's Bert doll abandoned Ernie for a stuffed skunk
Me: Lives of Slashers: a documentary by David Attenborough.
Me: .. that ratfink!
Lissie: Monty Slashiton
Me: Slash of the Rings
Me: (it had to be said)
Me: Lord of the Slash
Lissie: Or, alternatively, the Hardy Slashers
Lissie: The Babyslashers Club
Kat: I still want BSC slash, damnit.
Me: My Little Slasher dolls!
Lissie: The advertising possibilities are endless.
Kat: Rainbow Slash.
Me: they really really are
Lissie: Trojan condoms: for his pleasure. Both hims.
Me: Mr SlashHead! *dies*
Kat: The Naked Chefs.
Lissie: Iron Chefs.
Lissie: What exactly the chefs are is up to debate
Me: or which bits of them are iron...
Lissie: Hee [that was sort of what I was getting at]
Kat: We need an awards show. The Slashies?
Me: The Oscar/Oscar s?
Lissie: The Slashers Choice Awards
Kat: OOH. YES.
Lissie: Mr and Mr Oscars
Me: I like the SCA
Lissie: Whee. It shall be so.
Me: with tasteful statuettes of boys in incriminating poses?
Lissie: Girl Slash gets a special trophy too.
Kat: Lifetime Award to Ian McKellen!
Me: ooh, spiffy.
Me: to both points
Me: MacSlash!
Me: and MCSLASHBURGERS!
Lissie: Special performance by new musical group Shocka Cocka
Kat: Oh. My. Dear. Lord.
Joy has entered the room.
Me: Love the Shocka Cocka musical group plan.
Kat: Hi, Joy! Have a McSlashBurger.
Lissie: Joyness!
Lissie: Slashiness
Lissie: That said "slashiness", but I meant it as a take on Guinness
Lissie: Dammit. I can't even get the beer right.
Me: Slashness?
Lissie: Two ns!
Lissie: Slashnness
Kat: Slash Lite for the Americans ;-)
Lissie: That looks like a bad german sausage
Me: Fucking Close to Water! ;-)
Lissie: *pouts*
Kat: Not insulting Americans! Just the beer.
Lissie: We... suck.
Kat: And I don't even like beer.
Me: National Sucking Day!
Joy: duuuuuude
Joy: can we have a National Licking Day
Joy: because yes
Lissie: Followed by Blowing Awareness Day
Lissie: And 'Have you Hugged a Slasher' Day
Kat: Complete with parades.
Me: yeeees
Me: to all those suggestions
Me: Slashmas?
Me: The Slash Bunny!
Kat: Slashster!
Kat: "Slashmas" looks like a contraction of "Slash my ass"
Me: it really does. *looks upon this and is pleased*
Lissie: Somehow... I thought it was something to do with llhamas
Lissie: Don't ASK me how.
Joy: ...
Kat: **prays no one comes upstairs, as is laughing TOO HARD**
Boa has entered the room.
Boa: My Little Slasher Kink Series Dolls
My little PVC fetish doll. Black or red, polish incl. Don't even think about trying to take the outfit off, you'll never squeeze him back in!My little foot fetish doll with 6 extra pairs of shoes and pedicure accessory kit.
My little bondage doll with mini illustrated instruction book by Midori and three feet of satin ribbon.
Lissie: Kama Slasha
Lissie: Literature mustn't be overlooked
Me: The Big Book of Slash!
Me: Slash: Above and Beyond ?
Lissie: Great Slaspectations
Boa: sounds slasharific
Lissie: 2003: A Slash odyssey
Me: Slash in the Middle!
Kat: Slash, She Wrote.
Me: SlashAdder!
Lissie: Lord Chatterly's Lovers
Me: also, why do I persist in opening Junior Mints on the end that reads "open other end". NO COMMENTS, YOU LOT.
Kat: ...... I do that too.
Joy: *DIES*
Lissie: ...
Boa: *snerk*
Lissie: ...
Lissie: ...
Me: *rides past on moped* ... ciao.
Joy: EEEE!
Lissie: *deep breath*
Me: Dr Quinn: Slash Woman
Joy: damnit, i keep eating paper!
Me: (ewwwww that's disturbing)
Me: and hee. poor Joy
Lissie: ...need fiber, Joy?
Boa: see claire, i told you i'd exhausted my funny resources already
Me: naw. just bounce off us. we're like slashy rubber
Joy: there are better places to get fiber, damnit
Boa: *hands joy paste as condiment*
Me: .... that was a really unfortunate thing to ahve said.
Boa: rubber! *twitch*
Joy: ... so read taht as condom
Me: *so expected that from you guys*
Me: ... still way too amused by "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
Me: SlashBowl!!!
Lissie: I was wondering when we'd get into athletic events
Kat: Conversely, Super Slash.
Joy: ... that's missing a d
Me: *adds a d in there*
Joy: thank you
Lissie: I mean, pairs figure skating
Kat: HEE!
Me: ...i look at what we both said and i read "ad". D'OH.
Boa: AssKissBall *cough* *needs coffee*
Kat: Figure skating is TOO EASY
Lissie: Team gymnastics
Me: BLOWSLEDDING.
Kat: **DIES**
Boa: HANDBALL!
Lissie: The lube
Me: rhythmic gymnastics
Lissie: *cracks up*
Kat: Oh my dear tawg.
Me: Slashball!
Boa: kinkchronised swimming
Kat: ..... Tig.
Me: *poke* Tag!
Joy: tig?
Joy: ... *so confused*
Kat: Tig can be a competitive sport!
Lissie: *snerks*
Me: ....Cup! it can be- um. nevermind. *giggles to self a LOT*
Joy: what the fuck is Tig?
Kat: Get on your knees and take your trousers down, Elijah!
Lissie: Vaulting.
Lissie: TIG?
Me: *falls off chair laughing at Kat and Lissie*
Lissie: Mounting the horse
Me: Bono Says!
Boa: YES!
Lissie: ...I like that game.
Me: I think we all do. Except possibly Larry. *snerk*
Lissie: He just doesn't like the hose. They irritate.
Me: True.
Me: ... and totally took hose in the 'full of water' sense rather than the trousers sense just now and WAY TOO AMUSED
Me: The Slash Wing
Lissie: Oh. *Bad bad mental image*
Kat: Ally McSlash!
Lissie: Slash and Grace
Joy: S*L*A*S*H
Me: Slash Hope!
Me: *DIES* Joy, you rule.
Me: And Lissie! *snerk*
Lissie: Joy! YES!
Me: Married With Slash!
Joy: YES!
Lissie: ...
Joy: dude, that's Shannon's life
Lissie: FUCKING A.
Lissie: *bursts out laughing*
Me: (is better than "Slash With Children", I think)
Boa: Slasharama
Me: ooh, that' is good.
Kat: Okay, saw "coffee", thought "Slashbucks!"
Me: Mad Max and the SlashDome
Lissie: Slash: Diary. You think you know, but you have NO idea.
Me: SLASHBUCKS! they will endorse us, oh yes, oh yes they will
Me: Fuckaccino.
Lissie: And give us many, many monies
Joy: oooh, i'll take one of those
Boa: You forgot Slash Warrior and Mad Slasher
Me: ohyeaaah...
Joy: Lethal Slash
Boa: with xtra cream
Joy: ... that sounds scary
Me: Mad About Slash!
Lissie: Re: Fuckaccino- Don't forget the toppings
Kat: Slash Hard.
Lissie: Slashheart
Me: Slash Hard with a Vengeance!
Lissie: The Slashinator.
Boa: xXx is just too easy
Kat: James Bond: Double-0 Slash.
Me: fuckaccino toppings = a whole new tangent we could go off onto. hee.
Me: SlashFinger
Me: Slash Never Dies
Kat: SlashEye! (It practically is already, yo.)
Me: Dr Slash
Joy: Raiders of the Lost Slash
Kat: Slash Another Day!
Me: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Slash!
Lissie: For angst: Slash another Day
Kat: Slashers of New York! Slash Me If You Can! My Big Fat Greek Slasher!
Me: *cracks up again*
Lissie: *cracks up*
Me: The Slashtrix
Joy: okay, I LOVE Slash Me If You Can
Lissie: From Russia, With Slash
Me: ooh, i love both of those.
Lissie: The Slashy Grail
Me: Attack of the Slashers
Kat: Fellowship of the Slash, The Two Slashers, Return of the Slash
Me: Star Wars IV: A New Slash
Kat: The Slashers Strike Back!
Me: The Empire Slashes Back
Lissie: The Slash Strikes Back
Me: three way GMTAish behaviour!
Lissie: give...ass
Boa: <- whimpering helplessly
Boa: The Slash Sense
Lissie: Because it's too easy
Me: SlashRoads
Kat: Slash of the Jedi! (For Glim, Claire :-))
Me: Slash to the Future
Lissie: The Slashers (instead of the Others)
Boa: The Power of Slash
Me: The Slash and the Darkness
Lissie: I know why the caged slasher sings (BDSM)
Me: and that could be lit or film
Boa: The Slash-Bitch Project
Me: *DIES*
Lissie: Ee! Boa. Don't know you. But heart you muchly.
Kat: Slashy Movie and Slashy Movie 2!
Lissie: American Slash
Me: Ameri- LISSIE!
Kat: Slash Pie?
Kat: Rattle and Slash. Nonono, Slash and Hum!
Boa: War of the Slashers
Boa: Romancing the Slash
Me: "bye bye, miss slasheriffic pie, took my lover to the motel but the lube had run dry..."
Me: I'll stop now...
Lissie: SlashMart
Boa: hee
Lissie: CLAIRE.
Lissie: NETWORK THEME SONG
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
Kat: HEE!!!!!!!!
Lissie: i will stop with the caps now
Me: me too
Me: Slash-E-Mart!
Me: Kwik-E-Slash!
Lissie: Cum and Go
Lissie: Our fuel providers
Me: ..... *DEAD*
Kat: **DIES**
Boa: The Slash and the Furious.
Kat: Another sponsor: Microslash.
Me: *snerk*
Joy: Some Like It Hot ... really don't need to change that one
Me: Slash of the Jungle
Lissie: No. *holds up cross* No Micro products, no matter how slashy.
Boa: i agree *brandishes garlic*
Lissie: Pretty in Pink... no real need to change that one either
Me: Four Weddings and A Slasher
Me: Bend it Like Slashers
Lissie: About a boy. And another boy.
Joy: Confessions of a Slashers Mind
Me: The Man from Slashy River
Kat: Slashers of the Caribbean.
Me: well, we can keep Orli in the cast for that one, then
Boa: Slash Singles
Me: Slash Impact! .... DEEP SLASH! Staring Elijah!
Boa: *Slash Signals that is
Joy: *DIES*
Me: Armageddiniton
Lissie: Final Slashination
Kat: .... Isn't that a porn movie from Miss Congeniality?
Lissie: It is
Joy: Armageddinsuckedoff
Me: ... okay, so i cheated
Boa: Slashlander
Me: Slash Congeniatlity!
Lissie: Dancing with Slashers
Kat: Shakespeare in Slash.
Me: Dances With Slashers
Boa: Slashy in Alabama
Me: Last of the Slash-cons
Me: Legally Slashed
Lissie: Claire! We did it again
Me: Call of the Slash!
Me: ... that high pitched whine is Jack London spinning in his grave.
Me: Slash and Prejudice!
Me: Little Slashers!
Kat: Slash and Sensibility!
Lissie: Animal Slash
Me: *cracks up*
Lissie: ...oh wait. EW.
Me: LISSIE!
Me: George Orwell would kill us
Kat: A Tale Of Two Slashers?
Boa: Slashyfacial *is promptly strangled by Vin Diesel*
Me: Slash 22
Lissie: ...we'll just pretend they're acting like animals.
Me: Slash/Off
Lissie: ...
Me: Independance Slash
Kat: Slash Mile.
Me: ... i can't type
Lissie: The Scarlet Slasher
Me: Jurassic Slash! Slash Park!
Me: The Lost Slash!
Kat: Slashdevil.
Lissie: Slasm-men
Lissie: *Slash-men
Me: starrig Slasherine
Lissie: The Princess Bride. And her wife.
Boa: The Slashfather
Me: *chokes*
Me: pts one through four, even
Me: The Slash Wives
Me: Beavis and Butthead Do Slash.
Me: .... EW
Lissie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Uncensored.
Me: *CHOKES*
Me: Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Boa: Big Daddy
Joy: one brain!
Boa: claire!
Me: but it was so easy!!
Boa: that does it, i'm manufacturing you a trophy of some sort
Lissie: And so good.
Me: The SlashClue
Me: *Club
Lissie: The Hounds of Slasherville
Joy: hey, that's us!
Lissie: Dead Slashers Society
Me: Mrs Slashfire!
Boa: The Slash Boys
Lissie: [for honouring the works of, say, shakespeare]
Me: ("It was a run-by fruiting!")
Me: The SlashCage
Lissie: Death to Slashy (our black humour, political statement)
Kat: Shakespeare is slashy as is.
Kat: And The Birdcage doesn't need slashifying!
Lissie: Slash Adams
Kat: The Price of Slash
Lissie: Jakob the Slasher
Me: Once Were Slashers
Lissie: [Robin Williams kick[
Kat: One Hour Slash.
Boa: Robin Hood: Prince of Slashers
Lissie: Mork... and li'l Mork
Kat: Good Slash Hunting!
Me: Robin Hood: Men With Hoses
Lissie: ...That film was so slashy.
Boa: Finding Slash
Me: Slash from the Edge!!!
Lissie: Slash By Numbers
Me: Slash It On
Kat: Murder By Numbers, again, doesn't need slashifying!
Lissie: While You Were Slashing
Boa: The English Slasher
Me: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Slash
Kat: ..... I was supposed to write tonight. In an hour and a half, I've gotten 24 words. And don't think I'm not blaming you.
Lissie: ...ehm. We're sorry?
Me: ... you started it!!
Kat: Did not!
Me: you did!
Boa: *pokes at baby!R+ slash* me too. *has one page* everything is claire's fault. :P
Kat: All I said was, we need a hit sitcom!
Me: you were the one who said we should have our own sitcom and it snowballed! (hee: I said 'snowball' and "i had a cat called snowball, she died, she died...")
Me: ... it's not my fault!
Lissie: And you didn't see where that could go? Shame, Kat, Shame.
Kat: It's all your fault!
Me: *pets the Han Muse* he's good for something
Lissie: You're talking to Claire for Tawg's sake
Kat: The very fact that I'm a slasher is Claire's fault!
Me: ... well, okay, that bit is true
Boa: kat: how did she do that?
Me: Forrest Slash... would that be Ent porn?
Lissie: One Last Slash: Hold me Now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking. Maybe six feet's not so far down...
Lissie: (blatently stolen from K)
Boa: ENT PORN! *has link somewhere*
Me: *nod* *cracks up*
Joy: re ent porn - EW!!
Joy: oh GOD. please tell me you're joking
Lissie: Okay. I know they're woody. And tall. But no.
Boa: it's... not graphic (thank Till!)
Kat: Claire kept bugging me till I started reading slash.
Me: SlashStone
Boa: and no 'get yer wood on' puns were made
Boa: go claire!
Joy: how the hell do you write ENT PORN??
Joy: *is stuck on this*
Boa: i'll try to find the link later and send it to you >:D
Me: stuck like on a spit? *evil grin*
Joy: god, the masochistic part of me is really wanting to see this
Boa: spit and slash go well together
Lissie: Well, I hear their limbs are quite mobile, Joy
Kat: ..... I probably shouldn't be saying this, but Down With Slash.
Me: Lube-y Tunes
Izzy has entered the room.
Me: SlashHog Day!
Boa: Happy Slasher!
Me: (much less disturbing than Groundhog Slash)
Joy: *DIES*
Lissie: St Slasher's day
Kat: Gods and Slashers.
Lissie: C: That would be from Animal Slash, yes?
Me: .. who is the patron saint of slash?
Joy: oooh, i wanna be a St. Slasher
Me: it would, yes
Me: Slash Intentions
Boa: Star Trek: The search for slash (is that repeat?)
Me: nope, we got some trekish ones, but not that one
Lissie: Mansfield Slash
Kat: Rocky Horror Slash Show?
Me: A Slash Carol
Kat: And A Muppet Slash Carol!
Me: Yes!!
Lissie: For the kids, again.
Me: (us: all so booked on next ferry to hades)
Me: Texas SlashMassacre
Lissie: Survivor: San Francisco
Kat: Slash Records
Lissie: (I hope they have nice seats)
Boa: Slashablanca
Me: A Slash Called Wanda
Kat: SLASHABLANCA! BRILLIANT!
Me: Gone with the Slash!
Joy: NO@
Joy: er... pretend that's an exclamation mark
Me: Joy is so distraught she can't type
Kat: The Long and Short of Slash
Joy: shuddup
Lissie: Gone with the SLash
Boa: about the casablanca slash? so was i but it turned out to be A1! fantastic!
Lissie: ...ack. GM. *catches up to stop the repeats*
Lissie: The Chronicles of Narnia: What Aslan didn't want you to know
Boa: *spittake*
Kat: **DIES**
Lissie: [have actually seen CON slash]
Kat: Duuuude.
Kat: Slash Valley High!
Boa: Alice in Slasherland
Me: *DIES*
Me: [really? who was slashed?]
Boa: Slashrynth
Lissie: Puddleglum'Rilian
Boa: Ohyeah!
Boa: ahh mem'ries
Kat: Lissie, you have to be kidding.
Lissie: That'd be a no.
Me: ... I just thought of a really bad lesbian porn name from Labyrinth.
Kat: What?
Me: excuse me, i need bleach now. *snerk*
Me: THINK ABOUT IT
Kat: ..... Oh my.
Me: ... why is that reaction so much funnier than a more swear-y one?
Kat: A Beautiful Slash.
Me: A Slashy Mind, even
Kat: The Slash Storm.
Kat: Claire, we have six slashy minds right here.
Kat: Snow White and the Seven Slashers!
Kat: Or, Snow White and the Slashy Dwarves!
Me: Slashing Beauty
Kat: Cinderslasha.
Lissie: Beauty and the Beastette
Me: The Princess and the Slash
Lissie: Jesus Christ Slashystar
Me: Alvin and the Slashmunks?
Boa: Rambo: First Slash
Me: The Slash of the Opera
Lissie: [going to hell in handbasket]
Me: yay handbasket!
Kat: Les Slasherables.
Me: *giggles*
Kat: Joseph and the Technicolour Dream Slash.
Me: The Slashy Ducks!
Kat: ..... This is like the pants game, girls. "These aren't the slashers you're looking for."
Me: .... The Land before Slash!
Me: The Slash Before Time!
Me: An American Slash!
Me: STOP ME NOW
Lissie: The Neverending Slash
Me: AM TAINTING CHILDHOOD MEM- ooh, tht's good
Lissie: And the Slash Goes On
Joy: and on and on and on
Lissie: Blowin' In The Wind
Lissie: 'nuff said
Me: Slash Graffiti
Me: ....lissie!
Me: Imitation of Slash
Lissie: It could be a single. With The Hurricane on the reverse
Me: The Mirror Has Two Slashers
Lissie: Losing my Orientation
Me: When a Man loves a Man
Boa: Scent of a Man
Lissie: Because you Slashed Me
Me: *falls off chair with deadness(
Kat: Oh my dear lord.
Lissie: My Slash Will Go on
Lissie: Stop me. Stop me now.
Me: When Harry met Larry
Kat: You've Got Slash.
Lissie: Before I cover all of Celine Dion's Greatest hits.
Me: Slash versus the Volcano
Kat: Slashless in Seattle!
* * *
Kat: Claire, he's from NZ, you should know this.
Me: he's not someone i recognised.
Kat: And he directed The Price of Milk.
Lissie: Well there are a lot of sheep in NZ too. Is she supposed to know all of them?
* * *
About here we started getting really ridiculous:
Boa: Tango and Slash
Me: On the Slash
Kat: S.I.: Slash Intelligence
Me: As Good as it Slashes
Kat: Close Encounters of the Slash Kind
Me: As Slashy as it Gets
Me: Invasion of the Body-Slashers!
Lissie: Lay, Lionel, Lay
Lissie: Tangled Up in Slash
Lissie: Two Parts Throb as One
Me: LISSIE!
Kat: Discoslash, Electrical Slash, The Slash That Built America, Beautiful Slash
Lissie: Masters of Slash
Lissie: Talking Slash-y Blues
Lissie: Subterranean Homesick Slash
Lissie: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Slashing For
Me: Purple People Slasher
Lissie: With or Without Slash
Mandi: STOP.
Lissie: Where the Slash Has No Name (untitled)
Me: Little Shop of Slashers!
Lissie: Running to Slash (Still)
Lissie: Bullet the Blue Slash
Me: *shoves one of Edge's socks into Lissie'smouth*
Lissie: NO! STOP ME! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ALBUM. Ah.
Me: (was that too mean? ;-) )
Lissie: Long as it wasn't one of Larry's
Me: okay. :D
Mandi: ...
Mandi: One of my what?
Lissie: socks
Me: *waits for explosion*
Mandi: Errr.. Larry's.
Mandi: gah. confused now.
Me: *is laughing at Larry*
Me: *Mandi
Lissie: *cracks up*
Me: *runs away very fast*
Me: Gimli: That was deliberate!
Lissie: I wanna be slashinated.
Mandi: ehhhhh *sobs*
Me: SlashyTubbies?
Kat: Slash Station. Even Better Than The Real Slash. Who's Going To Slash Your Wild Horses.
Izzy: NO
Mandi: *Sits on Kat*
Me: Naked Gun!
Kat: I Will Slash, Into The Slash, Out of Slash, A Day Without Slash.
Kat: My Slash's Sedate.
Lissie: Smells Like Slash Spirit
Kat: Life In Slash? Or is is Slash In Cars?
Me: I'm so glad you put that that way round
Me: Slash in cars
Me: see E/L for illustration
Kat: If I Had A Million Slashers....
Me: "Got Lube?"
Me: .... having most evil idea for an icon now. *dies*
Me: obscene, yet funny.
Me: BonoAss + "Got Lube?"
Mandi: Was thinking I should have done one of a shot of Larry's crotch that said "got cockring?"
Kat: Claire, this is ALL YOUR FAULT!
Me: You should have!
Me: nono! lord of the cockrings!
Me: right, Boa?
Mandi: *DIES*
Izzy: NONONO
Me: IT IS NOT MY FGAULT
Me: ... THAT I CAN'T TYPE
* * *
This was the point at which I did something to cause Boa to threaten me. *innocent look*
Me: Fist of Slash! *DIES*
Boa: SNERK
Kat: Iron Slash.
Me: Drunken Slasher pts 1 and 2
Me: What Katy Slashed Next!
Kat: Dirty Slashing.
Me: *snerk*
Me: SlashHouse
Me: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Slash!
Mandi: ...
Kat: HP and the Slash of Azkaban! Wait, ew.
Me: *cracks up*
Lissie: Slashloose
Mandi: ...
Me: Goblet of Slash?!!!
Me: *dies*
Mandi: Okay, we are SO out of contr--
Lissie: Cup.Hee
Mandi: ENOUGH.
Kat: Order of Slash!
Mandi: *face palm*
Kat: There's no stopping the slash, Mandi.
Me: Knights of the ROUND table of slash
Mandi: *SIGH*
Me: Slashraker
Kat: It's gone too far.
Mandi: Knights of the Rainbow Triangle of Slash.
Kat: And it's CLAIRE'S fault.
Me: Octoslashy
Lissie: Hee
Me: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT IS NOT MY FAULT!
Me: The Hairy Slash
Me: Planet of the Slashers
Lissie: The Spy Who Loved Me
Me: Invasion of the Slashy Tomatoes!
Kat: Slash's 11
Me: ... little cock of horrors?
Joy: *SNERK*
Kat: **DIES**
Me: <- sets self inside handbasket now
Lissie: EEE
Lissie: Portrait of the Slasher as a Young Man
Lissie: (or woman)
Me: HEE!
Lissie: Slasher in the Rye
Me: Cockwork Slashing
Me: oops
Me: *snerk*
Lissie: (And what he did there)
Kat: The Importance of Doing Earnest.
Kat: A Streetcar Named Slash.
Me: The Joshua Slash
Izzy: A Midsummer Night's Wank
Me: *DIES*
Me: IZZY!
Lissie: A Portrait of Dorian gettingLaid
Me: Three Men get a Little Slashy
Kat: Slashy and Slashier.
Me: *SNERK*
Kat: Slasher, Slasher/
Me: Ass Ventura: Slash Detective
Izzy: EW
Lissie: What Slash May Come
Lissie: oh. C.
Me: Oh Slash All Ye Faithful
Me: (now am on seriously bad territory)
Lissie: ...Bordering Blasphemy
Kat: O Cum All Ye Faithful?
Lissie: No worse than Jesus Christ: Slashy star, though
Me: true
Me: O Slasher Where Art Thou?
Izzy: well, Julius Slasher then.
Lissie: Romeo and Julius
Kat: Damn, I was about to say Romeo and Julio.
Izzy: Two Gentlemen Of Verona.
Lissie: GM points anyway
Kat: Much Ado About Slashing.
Me: hey, shouldn't it have maybe been A Midsummer Night's wetDream?
Boa: the man in the iron cockring
Me: .... BOA!
Me: ... that's awesome
Boa: The Good, The Bad, and The Slashy
Me: The Slashy Bunch!
Me: Lock, Stock, and two Smoking Slashers
* * *
And we got distracted again
Me: The Lady and the Tramp
Kat: HEE!
Me: ... which really needs no addition
Kat: **will never look at ANYTHING the same way again**
Joy: that's the story of Larry and Adam!
Kat: .... Who's who?
Joy: Larry - Lady. Adam - Tramp
Kat: Larry's a lady now?
Mandi: Larry: *disagreeing grunt*
Joy: well, he looks good in make-up
Izzy: would he rather be the tramp then?
Me: Larry looks good in everything and nothing.