And then I panicked about having had these fall out of my bag at work.
Protip: if you're running slash pictionary at a fannish con, don't leave all the clues in your bag for a fortnight afterwards. I went home sick from work near the end of that week and then spent the next six days half convinced that some of the tiny scraps of extremely NSFW paper had fallen out and were waiting to ambush me with awkwardness at work.
So far as I can tell, they didn't, but EESH.
Since SinPoz has a fairly large attendee crossover with Get/Together, I'm not even going to try and recycle the clues that we did use, so for the edification/horror/amusement of my flist, here's what I made my willing victimsvolunteers illustrate on a white board with a lot of swearing. :D
Spock (Star Trek) can't get it up to bone Teal'c (Stargate: SG-1) because that would be violating the [First] Prime [Directive].
Kenzi (Lost Girl) and Kalinda (the Good Wife) have to pay for the hotel bed that they break while banging.
Benton Fraser (due South) gives Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG1) a blowjob when Aliens Make Them Do It.
The Doctor (Doctor Who; pick the Doctor of your choice) sonics the gear stick in Jeremy Clarkson's (Top Gear) favourite car to make it a better sex toy.
Sherlock (Sherlock) investigates knotting with the help of Stiles (Teen Wolf), while Rachel Barry (Glee) takes notes.
Penny (the Big Bang Theory) writes fanfiction about Abed (Community) giving Wolverine (X-Men) a blowjob.
Ziva David (NCIS) handcuffs Alicia (the Good Wife) to the bed and writes her testimony in edible bodypaint.
Sam Winchester (Supernatural) plays strip poker with Steve McGarrett (Hawaii 5-O)
Neal Caffrey (White Collar) writes his erotic memoirs of his affair with Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother), and Harvey Specter (Suits) buys it and jerks off reading it.
Pikachu (Pokemon) resuscitates Gregory House (House) after he crashes into Downton Abbey.
Richard Castle (Castle) breaks up with G (NCIS:LA) because he can't handle all the sex tears.
Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) has to fuck Fox Mulder (the X Files) back to life after he gets cursed by Regina/the Evil Queen (Once Upon a Time).
John Watson (Sherlock) gets blackmailed into posting naked pictures of Gregory House (House) on his blog.
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) has to wear a cock ring to fuck Dean Winchester (Supernatural).
Edward Cullen (Twilight) and Jacob Black (Twilight) take a class on feminism and become monks in repentance.
Sirius Black (Harry Potter) jerks off into the Eye of Sauron (Lord of the Rings).
Malcolm 'Captain Tightpants' Reynolds (Firefly) has a threesome with Adam Lambert (American Idol; musician RPF) and Kurt Hummel (Glee). They sing in three-part human afterwards. [Also during.]
Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) has to do a walk of shame after he drunkenly bones Voldemort (Harry Potter).
Leonard (the Big Bang Theory) gets stuck when trying a position from the Kama Sutra with Captain Jack (Doctor Who).
This last one is going outside the cut because I'm a jerk. :D
And because the ancient Gods are petty and cruel and plague mankind with suffering, in a turn of events that I could not have arranged if I had tried, when I made
blademistress go first as a demonstration for the new people she managed to pick... Sidney Crosby gets turned into a mermaid and slaps Ray Kowalski for staring at his breasts. And lo, the threats to my person and bedroom were many and various. :DDDD
Like, I was expecting whoever got that clue to just draw an actual penguin and let people yell options, but that was actually a pretty solid depiction!
Also, once again, despite me accidentally over-representing the Marvel universe like whoa, almost no one actually picked any of those clues. I swear I wrote them, you guys!
* * *
Unrelatedly, my good wool socks - the too-big ones I wear around the house instead of slippers when I'm being lazy, and on planes to keep my feet warm, and to work, ditto - are totally about to fall to bits on me. So I was wondering -- does anyone on my flist who knits and doesn't mind doing socks want to earn some cash monies by knitting me a new pair? I'll pay for wool + whatever you feel is fair for your time. I just want one pair of actual-wool rather than crappy cheap socks, preferably in team colours. :D?
Second crafty-people question: does anyone on my flist make bead bracelets and feel like letting me pay them to make me a rainbow bracelet or two? I've been half-assedly looking for a rainbow beaded bracelet for a couple years now, and everything I've found is either too flimsy, too pastel, too plastic or made for five year olds and my wrists just aren't that tiny. :( Etsy was kind of a crapshoot -- I've looked there, but I ran out of motivation after like 20 pages of the same beads that I don't like.
* * *
I just showed my mother the recap I wrote of one of the games on the weekend. She complimented my writing and then told me off for saying "fuck" in it. Lololololol, #mymothertypical :D
* * *
And now back to half-watching S3 of Buffy (or, you know: watching. Because I'm easily distractable, and Buffy) and... starting my Kaner/Sharpy?? OH HOCKEY. :D
PS Day whatever: still can't believe Jordan Staal's going to be a Cane. WHAAAAT.
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So far as I can tell, they didn't, but EESH.
Since SinPoz has a fairly large attendee crossover with Get/Together, I'm not even going to try and recycle the clues that we did use, so for the edification/horror/amusement of my flist, here's what I made my willing victimsvolunteers illustrate on a white board with a lot of swearing. :D
Spock (Star Trek) can't get it up to bone Teal'c (Stargate: SG-1) because that would be violating the [First] Prime [Directive].
Kenzi (Lost Girl) and Kalinda (the Good Wife) have to pay for the hotel bed that they break while banging.
Benton Fraser (due South) gives Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG1) a blowjob when Aliens Make Them Do It.
The Doctor (Doctor Who; pick the Doctor of your choice) sonics the gear stick in Jeremy Clarkson's (Top Gear) favourite car to make it a better sex toy.
Sherlock (Sherlock) investigates knotting with the help of Stiles (Teen Wolf), while Rachel Barry (Glee) takes notes.
Penny (the Big Bang Theory) writes fanfiction about Abed (Community) giving Wolverine (X-Men) a blowjob.
Ziva David (NCIS) handcuffs Alicia (the Good Wife) to the bed and writes her testimony in edible bodypaint.
Sam Winchester (Supernatural) plays strip poker with Steve McGarrett (Hawaii 5-O)
Neal Caffrey (White Collar) writes his erotic memoirs of his affair with Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother), and Harvey Specter (Suits) buys it and jerks off reading it.
Pikachu (Pokemon) resuscitates Gregory House (House) after he crashes into Downton Abbey.
Richard Castle (Castle) breaks up with G (NCIS:LA) because he can't handle all the sex tears.
Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) has to fuck Fox Mulder (the X Files) back to life after he gets cursed by Regina/the Evil Queen (Once Upon a Time).
John Watson (Sherlock) gets blackmailed into posting naked pictures of Gregory House (House) on his blog.
Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) has to wear a cock ring to fuck Dean Winchester (Supernatural).
Edward Cullen (Twilight) and Jacob Black (Twilight) take a class on feminism and become monks in repentance.
Sirius Black (Harry Potter) jerks off into the Eye of Sauron (Lord of the Rings).
Malcolm 'Captain Tightpants' Reynolds (Firefly) has a threesome with Adam Lambert (American Idol; musician RPF) and Kurt Hummel (Glee). They sing in three-part human afterwards. [Also during.]
Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) has to do a walk of shame after he drunkenly bones Voldemort (Harry Potter).
Leonard (the Big Bang Theory) gets stuck when trying a position from the Kama Sutra with Captain Jack (Doctor Who).
This last one is going outside the cut because I'm a jerk. :D
And because the ancient Gods are petty and cruel and plague mankind with suffering, in a turn of events that I could not have arranged if I had tried, when I made
blademistress go first as a demonstration for the new people she managed to pick... Sidney Crosby gets turned into a mermaid and slaps Ray Kowalski for staring at his breasts. And lo, the threats to my person and bedroom were many and various. :DDDD
Like, I was expecting whoever got that clue to just draw an actual penguin and let people yell options, but that was actually a pretty solid depiction!
Also, once again, despite me accidentally over-representing the Marvel universe like whoa, almost no one actually picked any of those clues. I swear I wrote them, you guys!
* * *
Unrelatedly, my good wool socks - the too-big ones I wear around the house instead of slippers when I'm being lazy, and on planes to keep my feet warm, and to work, ditto - are totally about to fall to bits on me. So I was wondering -- does anyone on my flist who knits and doesn't mind doing socks want to earn some cash monies by knitting me a new pair? I'll pay for wool + whatever you feel is fair for your time. I just want one pair of actual-wool rather than crappy cheap socks, preferably in team colours. :D?
Second crafty-people question: does anyone on my flist make bead bracelets and feel like letting me pay them to make me a rainbow bracelet or two? I've been half-assedly looking for a rainbow beaded bracelet for a couple years now, and everything I've found is either too flimsy, too pastel, too plastic or made for five year olds and my wrists just aren't that tiny. :( Etsy was kind of a crapshoot -- I've looked there, but I ran out of motivation after like 20 pages of the same beads that I don't like.
* * *
I just showed my mother the recap I wrote of one of the games on the weekend. She complimented my writing and then told me off for saying "fuck" in it. Lololololol, #mymothertypical :D
* * *
And now back to half-watching S3 of Buffy (or, you know: watching. Because I'm easily distractable, and Buffy) and... starting my Kaner/Sharpy?? OH HOCKEY. :D
PS Day whatever: still can't believe Jordan Staal's going to be a Cane. WHAAAAT.
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