The flaw in the plan...
People who are smarter than me would probably have identified one or more of the problems with baking alone in someone else's kitchen.
Such as:
1. Where the hell are the measuring cups? (I guessed volumes.)
2. Where the hell are the spatulas? (I used a knife. Also, someone can tell me later what declension spatula is because spatulae looks silly.)
3. Aw shit where are the ziplock bags??
4. How the fuck do I open a ziplock bag when my hands are covered in cake mix?
5. No, seriously, why didn't I think this through better?
6. Why are these ziplock bags so small?
7. How do I clean the cake mixer when I am covered in cake batter and can't find a spatula??
And, most importantly, if I was not ALONE and in a STRANGE KITCHEN then there would have been someone there to laugh at and/or rescue me when, with my hands covered in cake mix still I managed to also get my jeans hung on the end of the drawer and was just stuck there flailing impotently.
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Such as:
1. Where the hell are the measuring cups? (I guessed volumes.)
2. Where the hell are the spatulas? (I used a knife. Also, someone can tell me later what declension spatula is because spatulae looks silly.)
3. Aw shit where are the ziplock bags??
4. How the fuck do I open a ziplock bag when my hands are covered in cake mix?
5. No, seriously, why didn't I think this through better?
6. Why are these ziplock bags so small?
7. How do I clean the cake mixer when I am covered in cake batter and can't find a spatula??
And, most importantly, if I was not ALONE and in a STRANGE KITCHEN then there would have been someone there to laugh at and/or rescue me when, with my hands covered in cake mix still I managed to also get my jeans hung on the end of the drawer and was just stuck there flailing impotently.
This entry also posted at dreamwidth.
comments/ view comments at dreamwidth.