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(I feel like that should have two ls. Quoi?)
So, live blogging again. WHERE IS CHUCK? Siiiiigh.
Also, I totally flailed really quite a lot at Sheppard eating the apple. Okay, who am I kidding, I flailed at Joe Flanigan, because he was on my tvcomputer for like two years now and then last week he was standing next to me and now he's on my tv again. !! I swear, I will shut up about this soon, honest.
Okay, the apple eating is unfairly hot. And suggestive. And probably meant to be a temptation reference which is a bit old and done before, but whatever.
Ahaha, this whole "you've never volunteered for a resupply run before" thing is HILARIOUS. Oh, boys. Way to have snarky married couple arguments.
LITTLE OR NO SOCIAL INHIBITIONS! THEY WERE VERY FRIENDLY! AHAHA!
Ooh, silhouette-y John is pretty.
He's all stuck up there in spaaaaaaaaace! Just like on MST3K. Also, wow, no, this shot tracking over the Bad Guys isn't at ALL inspired by Star Wars, nope, not them. *SNERK*
Hee, he's insulting their ship. Yay boy. OMG he wants THROW PILLOWS. Yeah. You're straight. RIGHT.
Also, there's so going to be a hot woman in charge in a moment.
Aaaaand, he's so about to get beaten up. Oh, boy.
Wait, they didn't pinch the jumper? Weird. And, great, new enemies. Oy.
(Yay, Kavan!)
And, there we go with the cleavage. Which he's not even looking at. Ha.
REED RICHARDS! Big. Giant. Dork. I love him.
And he's trying to flirt. Aww, woobie.
Oh man, the facial expressions at the food. HEART. And they're apparently the Pegasus equivalent of the Irish Travelers. Or, uh, the crew in Firefly, which, let's face it, they're sort of evoking here.
Uuuuuuugh implied non-con again. URK. Poor John. They always want him for his gene.
Oh my god, she's going to threaten to space him if he doesn't get the new fake-jumper going!
Actually, what he's going to do is try to steal it for his people. No, wait, let's face it. This is John Sheppard. He's going to BLOW IT UP.
Okay, minion number two is way too happy to push Sheppard around. Heh.
OH MY GOD so much love. SO MUCH LOVE I CANNOT EVEN. That was AWESOME.
Seriously. So awesome I awesomed it twice! Lack of inertial dampeners for the WIN. *dance. of. glee* (Also, 'and then Science happened!')
Aww, Lorne and the team are all searching for him. Mrrrh. They're all worried.
Damn you, radiation!
Ahahaha, the skite about 11 gees is all kinds of pilot-y awesome.
Also, way to discuss your issues in front of the prisoner. Heh.
OMG, John on the bed. I just. Wow. Thank you canon, for contributing to vidders everywhere with that.
Oh, my. Rodney's ARMS. HOT.
SETI reference!!
Morse code!
(Hi, I want to lick everyone right now.)
Okay, that looks painful, ow. Owww.
Oh, gee whiz, here come the Wraith. Yeah, that wasn't totally obvious or nuthin'.
Oh noes, bonds formed under the pain of adversity. Heh.
Oh! He's doing chair maintenance! And that was so Sheppard for "I wish Rodney were here right now!" on his face.
Also, were the Wraith firing drones? WTF? Either that or they skimped on the SPFX today to make up for Doppelganger.
*squishes him* His people will be there! Yes, yes, they will.
And yay, Lorne even gets more lines. And he and Rodney are getting on well. Fweeeee!
...I bet they're just injured and they have to work together to get the other guys out because of Sheppard's Thing about leaving people behind. (Also, she's like a really really grumpy Rodney/Teyla hybrid in a way, isn't she? DON'T THINK WE DON'T NOTICE THESE THINGS, writers. :D)
(Oh no, this is halfway through already? Man. Okay, points for lots of peril, but now I am just thinking there will have to be more betrayals and hijinks and probably explosions before it's all over. And then we gotta wait for a week again. Woeeeee. MLIPAS, etc.)
Okay, John doing stuff with the consoles is hot. And oh no, it's so a Wraith. Yup. And now John's going to have to save her. Although, argh, it would be nice for the tough chick to get to save herself for a change.
"Tenacious little bastards, aren't they?" Aww, humans. I still feel a lot like she's going to hit him on the head from behind at a random moment. Okay. The hiding in the closet thing is awesome because a) closet jokes and b) that was kind of hot. With the glaring and biting and the glaring. And the DRAGGING. I admit it. I LIKE people being dragged by the collar. It's maybe a little bit of a Thing. Please feel free to write me things featuring that, flist.
Aww! Fleets of hive ships wouldn't stop them from trying to get him back!
Ahahahaa, yeah, this is totally the right time to argue. Oh, how very Indiana Jones of you all.
Aww, he doesn't need the guilt-- JESUS FUCK I cannot believe they went there. *DIES* I totally went there in my head and I was about to go there, well, here, and THEN SHE SAID IT. "As long as you don't shoot too early." "I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that from a woman." I just. Seriously. THEY GOT AWAY WITH THAT HOW?! I'm almost scared to unpause to see the reaction! Oh my GOD. *squeaks, flails, is generally incoherant with hilarity* (No, seriously. How on earth did they slip that through? Surely that's far too sexually tilted for american telly!)
Ahaha, he's all sad she impugned his masculine notions of control. *snerk*
Also, way to suck, Wraith, is there any way that didn't look like a total trap?
(Oh, my, he has pretty eyes.)
And he's about to get reaaaaaaaaaal guilty. Poor Sheppard. :(
Fifty fifty chance he'll do it out of pure spite! Oh, awesome. <3
(Although, whether he does or not, really, I kinda feel t his whole un-aging thing is kind of a cop-out.)
NO NO ROMANCE! NOOOOOOO! Don't take the cheap route, writers! She is so about to knock you out, John!
Okay, the interstellar relations thing was so BAD it was funny.
HA I WIN. See, John? Making out with strange women NEVER ends well for you. Serves you right!
He's soooo trying to be Indy.
Oh, her other dude there also has lovely green eyes. Nice.
Ahahahahaa. This is not Sheppard's best day ever.
Ha! Way to be sensible, Teyla. <3 What with the whole "perhaps we should ask first and blow shit up later". Teyla's Wraith genes are clearly not in charge. /Star Wars reference
They're going to sneak in through the pod-bay doors, aren't they? (Or not.)
Ohh, honey. You're trying to win the war even if you don't the battle. Gotta take a moment to appreciate that. Oh my GOD. Oh, wait, they dropped Sheppard off. PHEW. Ohh, his face! Way to go, Joe. *squishsquishsquish*
TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
They're all talking with their mouths full! And Rodney's all stepped-on-puppy face! SHE WAS HOT, WASN'T SHE?
THAT IS SO TYPICAL!
Rodney's "whatever"!
Just once he wants to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien! *flails and flails*
Srsly, most awesome ending. AHAHAHAA. I just. Sorry. Coming over all shippy. But that was HILARIOUS.
YAYE SHOW.