Also, for the continuing edification of my flist:
My kitty is so smart. As well as adorable. (30s video.)
He totally taught himself to do that, too. And he can open latch-type doors, as well, just not the round twisty knob ones.
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And now for something completely different: yes, it's a meme, but hello! Muppets! )
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
The Muppet Personality Test
this is so sadly accurate!
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*is old*
ehm, what does he do.... exactly?
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we're seeing how the parallels match up here on my half at least, aren't we?
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<33333333333333333333333333
*ties to think of bad joke*
*gives up*
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&hearts
*does the same* Um...
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
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%p
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
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The answer we were looking for, however, was: you're too young to smoke.
What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
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................wot?
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You're too young to be engaged!
What did the big blade of grass say to the little blade of grass?
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mine is bigger than yours?
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Because blades of grass can't talk.
*has totally been using this joke since she was six, for reals. can you tell??*
:D
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how cute were you when you were six?!
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i was a smart arse. :D
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