So, I totally remembered something me and Kat came up with that had us laughing hysterically at one four am or another:
"Cut the crap, Fraser, my biological clock is ticking and I WANT BABIES NOW."
I double dog dare someone to fic or drabble that line. *snicker*
EDIT:
This Thursday they've been out all night because the Kaminski case broke open, wide fucking open. They went to pick him up on old warrant just to get his slimy ass off the street, and walked into the Gunfight at the OK Corral, Kaminski being too much into the creative side of bookkeeping and his partner taking what Fraser called umbrage at how two and two was suddenly not equaling four. Ray didn't know squat from umbrage but if that meant enough firepower to take out half a city block then yeah, Kaminski's partner was making free with the umbrage. So then it was him and Fraser making with the double-talk, and Fraser pulling one of his famous "let's walk into the field of fire and talk the bad guys into giving up their guns" stunts, which required one of Ray's famous "shoot enough bad guys to keep them from killing my partner" stunts, but in the end it worked out okay, and once they saved his ass, Kaminski couldn’t stop talking. They got him, they got his partner, his connection, they even got his girlfriend, who was one piece of work what with the transgender thing going on, and Ray booked Kaminski while Fraser and the girlfriend talked pantyhose.
Morning Glory, by Aerye. Go. Read. Love.
/continuing quest to Find Something Frog Hasn't Read Yet (betting this is Not It, though.)