I swear I've done this before...
1) Your Name: Eric
First: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Best: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
2) Your age: 23
First: The greatest number of all time. + big ass list
Best: the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.
3) One of your friends: Stephanie (what i'm allowed to pick high school friends i don't much talk to any more; besides my two best frieds already did this meme so it'd be a waste to tell them what they've already looked up)
First: The sexiest girl in the world (95% of names are just people hitting on other people, it turns out)
Best: A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
4) What should you be doing: Going to bed
First & best because there's only one: telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
5) Favorite color: orange
First: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
Best: The sort of wanker living in N Ireland who thinks it's cool to march around in bowler hats and white gloves celebrating a 300 year old victory. I've got news for yez, lads, it isn't. It's fucking funny though.
Also a kind of fruit, but crucially different from an apple in that you never hear the phrase "Fuck off, ya wee apple bastard."
6) Birthplace: Rochester, ny
Undefined but close:
- A cold boring city for people who want to grow old in their young age. A city where the extent of a night out is going to a lame ass bar and getting a hot plate. Guys are all jacked up on steriods becuase they have to make up for their half brains and personalities. Girls are all dirty arrogant NYC wannabees or washed up HS hotties turned fat. Got the rich in east and the italians on the west. Its still the place you always remember but never go back to.
First: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
Best: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
2) Your age: 23
First: The greatest number of all time. + big ass list
Best: the number of the illuminatae. also associated with chaos magick.
3) One of your friends: Stephanie (what i'm allowed to pick high school friends i don't much talk to any more; besides my two best frieds already did this meme so it'd be a waste to tell them what they've already looked up)
First: The sexiest girl in the world (95% of names are just people hitting on other people, it turns out)
Best: A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined
4) What should you be doing: Going to bed
First & best because there's only one: telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed
5) Favorite color: orange
First: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
Best: The sort of wanker living in N Ireland who thinks it's cool to march around in bowler hats and white gloves celebrating a 300 year old victory. I've got news for yez, lads, it isn't. It's fucking funny though.
Also a kind of fruit, but crucially different from an apple in that you never hear the phrase "Fuck off, ya wee apple bastard."
6) Birthplace: Rochester, ny
Undefined but close:
- A cold boring city for people who want to grow old in their young age. A city where the extent of a night out is going to a lame ass bar and getting a hot plate. Guys are all jacked up on steriods becuase they have to make up for their half brains and personalities. Girls are all dirty arrogant NYC wannabees or washed up HS hotties turned fat. Got the rich in east and the italians on the west. Its still the place you always remember but never go back to.