My freezer is packing more meat than Big Boss's crotch

[shigeruhiko]

There is a ton of meat in my house.

Including what I am guessing to be about 6 pig ears.

I am SO NOT JOKING.

Anyway, some will be saved for my BBQ in July, and some will get eaten slowly.

Oddly enough, my dinner was mostly vegetarian (save for the broth--but where do I find vegetable broth in Japan?!)

And now, a crazy convo with Celeste from today.



me: we HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE
Senpai:
like I said, will talk to bosses and make sure this isn't governmental fuck up
me: ok
me: DDDD:
me: yeah
me: don't make me go crazy
me: I'll like
me: take a random trip to England
me: and harass the locals
me: aka Beth
me: and be all like
me: "SENPAI’S TAXES DON'T LOVE ME BAWWWWWW"
me: and she'll be all
me: "wtf are you doing here?! O.o"
Senpai:
LOLOLOLOLOL
Senpai:
OMIYAGE PLZ
me: LOL
me: MY OMIYAGE WILL BE LIKE
me: "LOOK I KIDNAPPED A BETH"
me: "SHE FIT SO WELL IN MY LUGGAGE"
Senpai:
LOLOLOLOLOL
me: 8DDDD
me: TELL THE TAX OFFICE THAT YOU CAN'T PAY THE TAXES BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY GOING ABROAD TO PREVENT AN INTERNATIONAL CRIME
Senpai:
BRB LOLING FOREVER
me: XD THANKS I AM HERE ALL NIGHT