Saint Itachi and the Uchiha Coup D'etat
So instead of talking about LOL Naruto this week (because if you haven't read 400, then you don't care, and if you do--come an LOL WITH ME PLEASE, the subject says it all, really)
ANYWAY I should have learned by now that when I say "things are boring" they automatically get unborning and then SHIT HAPPENS.
Today was a pretty boring day. I had no classes and nothing to do, so I left early. I talked to kyoto-sensei about the whole MIA teacher thing, and even her was a little concerned, so HAHA, apparently my fears are not unfounded. More or less he's gonna see what he can do, but as he is not the kyoto-sensei of the school in question, things may in fact be muri.
So then I leave school and get home and LO! There is mail for me! A yellow slip that when I receive it, it glows with the fact that there is a package waiting for me.
So, sense would say that I should just head on down to Ye Olde Post Office and get my package, yes?
NO! FAIL! You would be DEAD WRONG!
So I took my paper an went to the post office and was like "Yay! I have a package!" and they were all, "Umm. . . did you call this number?" Confused, I said, "No, but I always come here and get my packages." The woman at the counter kept looking at her watch and the clock and I thought "Oh, maybe the delivery truck isn't here yet. A little bothersome but okay." Then this other guy comes up, ad they talk, and they are all like "So sorry, you need to call this number." "Isn't my package here?" "Umm, well, you need to call this number to get it." "But I've always come here to get my packages." Then they try telling me that "Oh, well, we changed in October--" Yesyes. I know, Japan Post went private in October. This does not change the fact that I have picked up SEVERAL PACKAGES since then from the POST OFFICE. And they still kept telling me to call this number. And pretty much told me "Ahh, you don't understand, do you? Poor gaijin-san." WTFEVER MAN. I mean, I just assumed that the box was still out be they never actually said that. In fact, the guy told me "Well, it's back there, but" and I was like "Okay, so GO BACK THERE, AND GET IT."
So I went outside, and called the number. I gave then my address and my phone number (which was only bothersome because hey I don't understand why I CANNOT PICK UP MY BOX). The woman was all like "Okay, we can deliver it around six and eight, is that okay?" Considering I had dinner plans, that was not all right. I was like "What about three thirty?" I wouldn't have suggested that as a time except for the fact that my box was inside the building I was just outside of. D< So she said that she would make a call and call me back.
After I make my angry voice post and text a friend, she calls back and is all "You can pick your package up!" DX Finally, I thought. I head back inside, only to have the post people get pissy at me. They were all "Did you call the number?" So I said "Yes, and they told me that I could pick it up here, thanks." They grumbled but I got my package. The guy who gave it to me was wearing a seperate uniform, and he was all "Blah blah, different company" and I told him "Whatever." Honestly? SIR I DO NOT CARE. My mother sent that package via the POST OFFICE. Therefore, it travels to. . . you guessed it, the POST OFFICE. She did not ship it via USPS or KuroNeko or Pelican or anything else. She sent it through the post. SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP AT THE POST OFFICE. Seriously, I understand that Japan Post is a private company, but what I had to go through to get MY OWN PACKAGE that was IN THE POST OFFICE? Is ridiculous. No one else I know has gone through that kind of crap to pick up a PACKAGE. This isn't the first time you've pulled this shit on me, Kuse Post office. I doubt it's the last time either but STILL!
Anyway, if you've goten angry mail from me today? This is why.
ANYWAY I should have learned by now that when I say "things are boring" they automatically get unborning and then SHIT HAPPENS.
Today was a pretty boring day. I had no classes and nothing to do, so I left early. I talked to kyoto-sensei about the whole MIA teacher thing, and even her was a little concerned, so HAHA, apparently my fears are not unfounded. More or less he's gonna see what he can do, but as he is not the kyoto-sensei of the school in question, things may in fact be muri.
So then I leave school and get home and LO! There is mail for me! A yellow slip that when I receive it, it glows with the fact that there is a package waiting for me.
So, sense would say that I should just head on down to Ye Olde Post Office and get my package, yes?
NO! FAIL! You would be DEAD WRONG!
So I took my paper an went to the post office and was like "Yay! I have a package!" and they were all, "Umm. . . did you call this number?" Confused, I said, "No, but I always come here and get my packages." The woman at the counter kept looking at her watch and the clock and I thought "Oh, maybe the delivery truck isn't here yet. A little bothersome but okay." Then this other guy comes up, ad they talk, and they are all like "So sorry, you need to call this number." "Isn't my package here?" "Umm, well, you need to call this number to get it." "But I've always come here to get my packages." Then they try telling me that "Oh, well, we changed in October--" Yesyes. I know, Japan Post went private in October. This does not change the fact that I have picked up SEVERAL PACKAGES since then from the POST OFFICE. And they still kept telling me to call this number. And pretty much told me "Ahh, you don't understand, do you? Poor gaijin-san." WTFEVER MAN. I mean, I just assumed that the box was still out be they never actually said that. In fact, the guy told me "Well, it's back there, but" and I was like "Okay, so GO BACK THERE, AND GET IT."
So I went outside, and called the number. I gave then my address and my phone number (which was only bothersome because hey I don't understand why I CANNOT PICK UP MY BOX). The woman was all like "Okay, we can deliver it around six and eight, is that okay?" Considering I had dinner plans, that was not all right. I was like "What about three thirty?" I wouldn't have suggested that as a time except for the fact that my box was inside the building I was just outside of. D< So she said that she would make a call and call me back.
After I make my angry voice post and text a friend, she calls back and is all "You can pick your package up!" DX Finally, I thought. I head back inside, only to have the post people get pissy at me. They were all "Did you call the number?" So I said "Yes, and they told me that I could pick it up here, thanks." They grumbled but I got my package. The guy who gave it to me was wearing a seperate uniform, and he was all "Blah blah, different company" and I told him "Whatever." Honestly? SIR I DO NOT CARE. My mother sent that package via the POST OFFICE. Therefore, it travels to. . . you guessed it, the POST OFFICE. She did not ship it via USPS or KuroNeko or Pelican or anything else. She sent it through the post. SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP AT THE POST OFFICE. Seriously, I understand that Japan Post is a private company, but what I had to go through to get MY OWN PACKAGE that was IN THE POST OFFICE? Is ridiculous. No one else I know has gone through that kind of crap to pick up a PACKAGE. This isn't the first time you've pulled this shit on me, Kuse Post office. I doubt it's the last time either but STILL!
Anyway, if you've goten angry mail from me today? This is why.