you have not seen intent until you've seen Selena Gomez gayze at Demi Lovato

Feb 25, 2014 22:35

...or Steven McGarrett look at Danny Williams, but Hawaii Five-O is a very special brand of show.

Tonight I (re)watched Princess Protection Program, only one of the best movies ever made! It's a Disney film about the beautiful romance between Selena Gomez, tomboy, and Demi Lovato, princess. They go on dates and wrist constantly and reenact scenes from movies like Anastasia and Titanic together and sacrifice themselves for one another and ignore all the men in their lives and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

The bonus side character is Jaime Chung, aka Mulan of Once Upon a Time, aka lesbian (or bi) character actress. Coincidence? I think not. This movie is gay through and through.



(Also, the more I see re: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, the more I agree with faithgrowsold's tinhattery.


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Lesbians aside, it would still be great, because it is about several of the greatest things a movie can have: a. Princesses, b. princesses that are not metaphorical, c. not one, but several makeovers, d. covert ops and e. the calm assertion that princesses are the most important thing ever in a way that is reminiscent of this hilarious news story from The Onion.

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