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Sep 18, 2011 20:50

Right.

I think it's time for a flat meeting, boys.

The dog is lime green.

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diastereomer September 19 2011, 01:44:12 UTC

I... did not do that.

shifts September 19 2011, 01:52:21 UTC

You've said that many times before, Yusuf. How am I supposed to tell which times you're lying?

diastereomer September 19 2011, 02:05:26 UTC

Most of those times were- [ Catching sight of Eames' new 'do', Yusuf does a double take. ]

Christ, what is going on here! [ Cue the chemist finding the nearest reflective object to make sure he hasn't suddenly turned ginger or some ridiculousness. ]

shifts September 19 2011, 02:08:16 UTC

I fancied a lifestyle change.

diastereomer September 19 2011, 02:09:27 UTC

I have a fair amount of concern for your life choices right now.

shifts September 19 2011, 02:13:54 UTC

You're supposed to be supportive of my choices.

diastereomer September 19 2011, 02:19:14 UTC

Are you entirely serious right now? Because, honestly, the kidney bean color might be throwing me off.

shifts September 19 2011, 02:22:27 UTC

I've never once judged you for what you've done-

Well. Except for that one time.

diastereomer September 19 2011, 02:31:19 UTC

[ Yusuf holds his hand up, as if a gesture alone would stop Eames if he really wished to keep on with his story. ]

That is hardly the same. This is a deliberate attack on any unprepared retinas.

shifts September 19 2011, 02:39:46 UTC

Next time you do something so socially awkward, I won't be so easily pacified.

[ Still, Eames leans casually against the door frame, scrubbing a hand through his hair. ] It does clash against my skin colour, doesn't it?

diastereomer September 19 2011, 02:54:11 UTC

Mmm yes well, just wait around, surely it will happen sooner than later.

You are English, and that- [ A gesture, towards his head. ] Is about 5 million on the scoville scale. Shall I lie to you?

shifts September 19 2011, 02:57:31 UTC

I'll fetch you a new wallet.

[ Eames' head drops, lips curling amicably as he fingers a few of the strands. ] Ought I to shave it off, then?

diastereomer September 19 2011, 03:03:13 UTC

Make it something royal, will you?

[ How to tell someone you care for that shaving their head will only take them from ridiculous to frightening? Since when are these are Yusuf's dilemmas? ] I... think not.

shifts September 19 2011, 03:12:47 UTC

Only the best for you, man of mine.

No? You said you liked it, the time I buzzed it clean.

diastereomer September 19 2011, 03:16:44 UTC

You spoil me so, my friend.

I did, when it was your natural color. If you buzz it like this, it will look like you have pink fuzz on your head.

shifts September 19 2011, 03:19:34 UTC

I-

[ WELL... ]

Point taken. A hat, then, shall we?

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