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Aug 07, 2011 22:08

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately, ( Read more... )

wtf ➔ seriously bro?, curse ➔ envy, type ➔ audio, eames ➔ is a fatty, type ➔ text, eames ➔ is a bad romance, eames ➔ likes where this is going, eames ➔ doesn't get it, wtf ➔ y u do dis, curse ➔ manliness

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a u d i o ] [ oshutup August 8 2011, 21:22:28 UTC
I doubt they're going to comply if they're assaulting you in the first place.

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a u d i o ] [ shifts August 8 2011, 21:52:18 UTC
Thank you very much for that insight, Peter.

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a u d i o ] [ oshutup August 8 2011, 21:54:08 UTC
You're very much welcome.

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a u d i o ] [ shifts August 8 2011, 21:57:10 UTC
Do you serve people without clothing or am I out of luck?

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a u d i o ] [ oshutup August 8 2011, 22:00:10 UTC
If you haven't got your clothing, hasn't your wallet gone with it?

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a u d i o ] [ shifts August 8 2011, 22:03:02 UTC
You could keep a tab open. I'd certainly never cheat you.

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a u d i o ] [ oshutup August 8 2011, 22:15:50 UTC
Depending on how long the tab got, it might not matter either way. But we do get younger sorts here from time to time.

Clothes or a sheet at least would probably be best.

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a u d i o ] [ shifts August 8 2011, 22:28:54 UTC
Prejudice against nudists, I see.

I'll work something out.

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a u d i o ] [ oshutup August 8 2011, 22:31:59 UTC
There's something to be said for ruling in favor of the majority's comfort zone. Particularly in a business.

Good luck, anyway. There are worse curses to be afflicted with.

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a u d i o ] [ shifts August 9 2011, 15:44:07 UTC
I agree. A lack of clothing seems rather trifling in the face of being turned into a cat.

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