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Aug 07, 2011 22:08

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately, ( Read more... )

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audio renegare August 8 2011, 07:48:59 UTC
...obscenity is against regulations.

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audio shifts August 8 2011, 12:06:13 UTC
For the most part, yes.

But there's also entire communities dedicated to obscenities.

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1/2 renegare August 8 2011, 12:17:30 UTC
[ ... ]

[ . . . ]

[ . . .]

[ well, in that case. ]

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audio renegare August 8 2011, 12:17:49 UTC
Keep it outside of age and make good profit.

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audio shifts August 8 2011, 21:51:49 UTC
How's that? Twenty euro to put on clothes and stop offending everybody?

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audio renegare August 8 2011, 22:56:43 UTC
...how many yen?

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audio shifts August 8 2011, 23:14:18 UTC
Er-

[ pause as he tries to remember this one ]

Two thousand, or thereabouts?

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audio renegare August 8 2011, 23:16:16 UTC
[ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. ]

Double the amount. It's the price of their dignity.

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audio shifts August 8 2011, 23:21:32 UTC
Most excellent.

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audio renegare August 8 2011, 23:28:02 UTC
[ just to make things clear -- ]

You're aware this is extortion.

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audio shifts August 8 2011, 23:29:58 UTC
It's not extortion. It's just an excellent business plan.

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