[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

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bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately,

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[orangetoughguy]

What is it beefcake day?

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You tell me, Mister Orange.

[orangetoughguy]

I stopped counting but thinking back on it some of them don't qualify if they were girls to start.

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We do seem to have a lot of those, at times.

Then again, why not? If it's an aesthetic thing.

[orangetoughguy]

Sure if getting knocked out by a pissed off woman-man thing is your thing too.

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Why are you getting knocked out?

[orangetoughguy]

You try telling a lady her beard's not that bad.

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How tactful of you.

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Mister Orange?

That's not really---

These can't all be ours.

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Monsieur l'Orange.

Didn't I tell you about Pink and White, too?

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You're serious.

[ .... ]

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Utterly.

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Well that's fun.

[ ....not...seriously... ]

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I was thinking.

Maybe I could be Mister Paisley.

1/3 or something idfk

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No.