[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

[shifts]

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately,

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[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

Something wrong?

[Voice;]

[shifts]

Just a tad.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

It gets cold at night.

You might want to find something to cover up with.

[Voice;]

[shifts]

I don't suppose you want to be a tad more useful in that respect?

I hear you like ponchos.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

[Hey. Hey. He got this thing from a dying Confederate soldier in exchange for the beat up duster he was wearing himself, okay. Meaningful.]

A coat could work.

[Voice;]

[shifts]

[ MEANINGFUL PONCHO. ]

Even better. Not as fashionable, but it would do.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

[He was there when the kid died, okay ._. Meaningful--!]

So I think you'd better find one for yourself.

Put your coat on and turn your device off.

[Voice;]

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[ spirit poncho... ]

I don't think people are apt to leaving their coats just lying about for me to find, there, Rupert.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

[I'd make a Pale Rider joke here, but that's probably uncalled-for...]

Too bad.

[Voice;]

[shifts]

[ LMFAO ]

I agree. People ought to waste good coats all the time, as far as I'm concerned. Or hats.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

I think you need a coat before you need a hat.

[Voice;]

[shifts]

Is there some sort of unspoken rule?

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

No.

But a coat would do you more good right now.

[Voice;]

[shifts]

I suppose.

Or a hat and some rope.

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

Rope?

[It's less a real question and more a statement of disbelief or skepticism.]

[Voice;]

[shifts]

Rope.