[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

[shifts]

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

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[byweavinglives]

Will you be coming into work?

[shifts]

Orange might be upset.

[byweavinglives]

But I would appreciate it.

[shifts]

You don't think it might be a potential safety hazard?

[byweavinglives]

I'll work in the nude too and then we can find out.

[shifts]

I can't argue against that sort of logic.

[byweavinglives]

Do you mean that?

[shifts]

No, that was sarcasm.

Orange really will be upset if he's not invited to our nudity workday.

[byweavinglives]

Why? He's not sexually interested in me. He might be in you. I don't know.

[shifts]

Fine, fine. I'll come to work.

[byweavinglives]

Don't let anyone else assault you on the way in.

[shifts]

I didn't let-

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I can't promise it, either way.

[byweavinglives]

I could send a car to pick you up.

[shifts]

Can I drive it back?

[byweavinglives]

We'll see.

[shifts]

Very well. What time are you sending it to pick me up? Seven?