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Aug 07, 2011 22:08

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

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voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:12:23 UTC

[... pause.]

Missing clothing.

[Ahem.]

Were you, er, robbed? Or... ?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 02:18:04 UTC

No, I was beaten up by an elderly woman who apparently enjoys long strolls in the dead of night.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:19:41 UTC

You get all sorts in the City.

[Not helping, Ginny.]

So I assume she wasn't the person who took your clothes.

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 02:22:23 UTC

No. Then I'd have a way to get them back.

They seem to have... disintegrated.

voice; 1/2 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:53:22 UTC

You'd chase after an old lady for your clothes. Good to know.

[Giggling? No. Of course not.]

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 02:53:49 UTC

Disintegrated? ... curse, or prank gone terribly wrong?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 03:07:11 UTC

Curse, I would imagine.

I don't think Arthur would even touch my clothes.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 03:13:32 UTC

Does that mean he won't be coming along to save your arse?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 12:01:39 UTC

He might be too busy tripping over his own feet, laughing at me, to.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 12:13:39 UTC

Well, you'll need clothes eventually. I'd offer, but I don't think any of my brothers' things would fit you. Or my ex-boyfriend's. Er, not that you'd want to try, they probably smell pretty musty by now.

[Pause.]

What're you going to do?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 21:45:44 UTC

I didn't know you had a boyfriend, Ginny.

I haven't decided yet. Walk back, likely.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 21:59:43 UTC

That's because we broke up years ago in my world, Eames. Technically, anyway.

[Ouch. Now that she's said that out in the open, it kind of hurts. Damn being here for so long.]

Maybe you should try to buy a dressing gown or something?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 22:06:33 UTC

Technically? Is there some other way to break up?

[ Now he's just curious. ]

It's the middle of the night. Is there some sort of twenty-four hour superstore I'm not aware of?

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 22:11:08 UTC

I don't think he really wanted to, but I'm just guessing out of how things were when he was in the City for a bit. But the 'technically' was more about the years than anything else. Because if you count my time here on top of the months back home, it'll have been about three years ago.

[Now she's just... overthinking it. Ffft.]

I don't know. It's the City, isn't it?

voice; shifts August 8 2011, 22:25:49 UTC

Ah. Fair enough. You never know, the City has a way of bringing people back and forth.

[ WHAT A STRANGE TIME TO VAGUELY MISS WAL-MART. o the states. ]

That it is.

voice; 7thborn August 8 2011, 22:28:03 UTC

It does, but it looks like when it comes to this place, he's got loads of good luck in avoiding it.

[Ginny doesn't even know what that is. Sob.]

I'd suggest borrowing someone's laundry hung out to dry, but if you actually do it... you didn't hear it from me.

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