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[ TEXT ] Backdated to midnight!

Aug 07, 2011 22:08

bit of a long shot at this time of night but does anyone know wh |

[ text transmission suddenly appears to stop midway through before the device falls to the ground, audio cutting in to the sound of a woman screaming pervert on repeat alongside a few painful sounding whumps. Nearby, Pancake the corgi puppy is barking (well, more accurately, ( Read more... )

wtf ➔ seriously bro?, curse ➔ envy, type ➔ audio, eames ➔ is a fatty, type ➔ text, eames ➔ is a bad romance, eames ➔ likes where this is going, eames ➔ doesn't get it, wtf ➔ y u do dis, curse ➔ manliness

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Audio ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:11:54 UTC

[There is the sound of barely-concealed laughter, and an unfamiliar woman's voice comes from Eames' device.]

You doing alright there, dude?

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:17:21 UTC

Well.

Yes and no, I would say.

Audio ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:24:09 UTC

If this is a curse, I don't think it's one I've see before! Did you just suddenly turn... naked?

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:25:04 UTC

My clothes came apart, actually.

I'm sorry, but- you don't sound familiar whatsoever. Who are you?

Audio ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:27:45 UTC

Oh yeah. Shit. I kinda forgot that...

Uh, it's Stephen. Actually.

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:28:44 UTC

Sorry, what was that?

Video ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:32:50 UTC

[Stephen switches the video on. In front of the video is a young woman wearing one of Stephen flannel shirts and a toque rammed down over her messy hair. She gives a small wave.]

Yeah, man. Fucking curses, eh?

Audio shifts August 8 2011, 02:45:22 UTC

[ The laugh Eames gives is a short, pleasant one. ]

You've no ground to make fun of me, seems like.

ladyinaband August 8 2011, 02:52:36 UTC

At least I've got clothes on!

You just had to be walking the dog at midnight. Sometimes I think the deities have a sick sense of timing.

shifts August 8 2011, 03:07:50 UTC

No, they have perfect timing. To them.

Enough about the state of me, however. How about you?

ladyinaband August 8 2011, 03:09:38 UTC

What about me? I'm stuck as a girl for the weekend. Again. End of story.

shifts August 8 2011, 12:01:07 UTC

Are you having fun with it?

ladyinaband August 8 2011, 13:08:42 UTC

Of course I'm not. It's a curse.

shifts August 8 2011, 21:44:13 UTC

Just because it's called a curse doesn't mean you need to treat it like one.

ladyinaband August 8 2011, 22:27:23 UTC

Yeah, some curses are awesome. Being in a famous rock band was awesome. Getting a giant moa was awesome. Petting a dinosaur - totally awesome. Having to deal with boobs for the weekend... Not so much.

shifts August 8 2011, 22:33:51 UTC

You can always bind them down, if they're getting in the way.

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