Jun 05, 2011 17:13
[ The audio feed turns on as Eames fiddles with the device. From some distance away, pathetic, mostly angry mewling can be heard, as well as the sliding sound of a hand hitting glass repetitively. ]
Arthur, you weren't like this during the morning. I mean, scaring the pup off was strange enough, not to mention the hissing- What's gotten into you?
[ mew. ]
If this is a terribly misplaced foray into bedroom practices, no one is ever going to want to sleep with you.
[ MEEOOOWWW. ]
What do you want?
[ meow. ]
What-? No, I'm not letting you outside.
[ Eames finally notes the device is turned on, clearing his throat a bit as he addresses the network. ]
Look, curse or not, would someone mind too terribly to drop by and keep an eye on Arthur? Or just bloody take him, I don't care, this is ridiculous. I'm not going to put up with being bitten and then-
Arthur! For the love of all that is sacred, stop licking yourself!
wtf ➔ seriously bro?,
eames ➔ doesn't like where this is going,
curse ➔ caturday,
wtf ➔ am i now considered a cougar?,
type ➔ audio,
eames ➔ no means yes,
eames ➔ likes where this is going,
type ➔ video,
eames ➔ doesn't get it,
wtf ➔ y u do dis,
curse ➔ manliness