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his melodrama (4:07:50 PM): and for the record
his melodrama (4:07:59 PM): i TOTALLY believe that anna nicole is alive
benjaminnnnn (4:08:07 PM): THANK GOD
his melodrama (4:08:12 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:08:13 PM): someone who believes me
his melodrama (4:08:23 PM): seriously that was the FIRST thing that I thought of
benjaminnnnn (4:08:53 PM): I know! I was like, yeah, okay, youre really dead
his melodrama (4:09:04 PM): haha me fucking too
his melodrama (4:09:20 PM): she probably just wanted to escape because her life was such a fucking mess
benjaminnnnn (4:10:03 PM): i know, which it completely was. but, I know one day Ill be on my honeymoon in the bahamas and the bartender lady will look ODDLY familiar to Anna Nicole Smith and Ill just wink and be like "I knew all along" and walk away
his melodrama (4:10:39 PM): haha yes
his melodrama (4:10:50 PM): is it illegal to fake your own death?
his melodrama (4:11:05 PM): i mean it shouldnt be.. think of all the money that the press is making.
benjaminnnnn (4:11:18 PM): I know
benjaminnnnn (4:11:34 PM): well, that guy...that she was with. I mean, hes milking it for allll its worth
benjaminnnnn (4:11:42 PM): Coz you know once the paternity test comes in, hes getting NOTHING
his melodrama (4:11:45 PM): i just cant wait for the "she LIVES" story
benjaminnnnn (4:11:50 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:12:11 PM): she'll come back one day all glamed up coming off a plane or something crazy
his melodrama (4:12:47 PM): yeah exactly
benjaminnnnn (4:12:53 PM): oh well
benjaminnnnn (4:12:59 PM): then people will think shes even crazier than they thought she was
his melodrama (4:13:09 PM): maybe the daughter doesnt even have a dad
his melodrama (4:13:26 PM): maybe she was part of a master plan
benjaminnnnn (4:13:31 PM): lol
his melodrama (4:13:47 PM): because the baby will get the 40 billion dollars of the old guys money
benjaminnnnn (4:13:52 PM): I know'
his melodrama (4:14:14 PM): and thereforem she can controll it!
his melodrama (4:14:21 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:14:25 PM): its going to be sick...all that money for a friggin baby
benjaminnnnn (4:14:32 PM): that poor baby is going to be kidnapped like 20 times
benjaminnnnn (4:14:43 PM): and probably assasinated by the time its 2
his melodrama (4:14:48 PM): hahaha
his melodrama (4:14:51 PM): yeah poor thing
his melodrama (4:15:13 PM): maybe her mom is really just anna in a fat suit
benjaminnnnn (4:15:24 PM): LOL
his melodrama (4:15:36 PM): i mean, its entirely possible
benjaminnnnn (4:15:52 PM): oh yeah..or shes just hiding away somewhere in the bahamas
his melodrama (4:15:59 PM): yes exactly
benjaminnnnn (4:16:00 PM): probably with the old guy. he never died either I bet
his melodrama (4:16:10 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:16:11 PM): its a real true love story
his melodrama (4:16:14 PM): yes
benjaminnnnn (4:16:19 PM): just REAL fucked up
his melodrama (4:16:30 PM): kind of like a retro romeo and juliet with breast implants and viagra
benjaminnnnn (4:16:35 PM): i know!
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(Why I miss Ben Jack)
his melodrama (4:07:59 PM): i TOTALLY believe that anna nicole is alive
benjaminnnnn (4:08:07 PM): THANK GOD
his melodrama (4:08:12 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:08:13 PM): someone who believes me
his melodrama (4:08:23 PM): seriously that was the FIRST thing that I thought of
benjaminnnnn (4:08:53 PM): I know! I was like, yeah, okay, youre really dead
his melodrama (4:09:04 PM): haha me fucking too
his melodrama (4:09:20 PM): she probably just wanted to escape because her life was such a fucking mess
benjaminnnnn (4:10:03 PM): i know, which it completely was. but, I know one day Ill be on my honeymoon in the bahamas and the bartender lady will look ODDLY familiar to Anna Nicole Smith and Ill just wink and be like "I knew all along" and walk away
his melodrama (4:10:39 PM): haha yes
his melodrama (4:10:50 PM): is it illegal to fake your own death?
his melodrama (4:11:05 PM): i mean it shouldnt be.. think of all the money that the press is making.
benjaminnnnn (4:11:18 PM): I know
benjaminnnnn (4:11:34 PM): well, that guy...that she was with. I mean, hes milking it for allll its worth
benjaminnnnn (4:11:42 PM): Coz you know once the paternity test comes in, hes getting NOTHING
his melodrama (4:11:45 PM): i just cant wait for the "she LIVES" story
benjaminnnnn (4:11:50 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:12:11 PM): she'll come back one day all glamed up coming off a plane or something crazy
his melodrama (4:12:47 PM): yeah exactly
benjaminnnnn (4:12:53 PM): oh well
benjaminnnnn (4:12:59 PM): then people will think shes even crazier than they thought she was
his melodrama (4:13:09 PM): maybe the daughter doesnt even have a dad
his melodrama (4:13:26 PM): maybe she was part of a master plan
benjaminnnnn (4:13:31 PM): lol
his melodrama (4:13:47 PM): because the baby will get the 40 billion dollars of the old guys money
benjaminnnnn (4:13:52 PM): I know'
his melodrama (4:14:14 PM): and thereforem she can controll it!
his melodrama (4:14:21 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:14:25 PM): its going to be sick...all that money for a friggin baby
benjaminnnnn (4:14:32 PM): that poor baby is going to be kidnapped like 20 times
benjaminnnnn (4:14:43 PM): and probably assasinated by the time its 2
his melodrama (4:14:48 PM): hahaha
his melodrama (4:14:51 PM): yeah poor thing
his melodrama (4:15:13 PM): maybe her mom is really just anna in a fat suit
benjaminnnnn (4:15:24 PM): LOL
his melodrama (4:15:36 PM): i mean, its entirely possible
benjaminnnnn (4:15:52 PM): oh yeah..or shes just hiding away somewhere in the bahamas
his melodrama (4:15:59 PM): yes exactly
benjaminnnnn (4:16:00 PM): probably with the old guy. he never died either I bet
his melodrama (4:16:10 PM): hahaha
benjaminnnnn (4:16:11 PM): its a real true love story
his melodrama (4:16:14 PM): yes
benjaminnnnn (4:16:19 PM): just REAL fucked up
his melodrama (4:16:30 PM): kind of like a retro romeo and juliet with breast implants and viagra
benjaminnnnn (4:16:35 PM): i know!
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(Why I miss Ben Jack)