Survey?
if anyone gets a call from someone doing a survey and feel like they want to do it but need something funny to get them through it. I suggest telling them
1. I don't want this call to be monitored or recorded for quality purposes by your supervisors.
2. For every question u ask me, I get to ask you one. It's only fair. Deal?
3. Go ahead with the interview only on that condition.
4. Ask them questions like
"do you pick your nose?"
"Do you have issues with doing poos in public toilets?"
"How many times have you farted since your shift started?"
"Do you have a crush on someone at work?"
"If you could what would you do to your supervisor?"
"Do you bank with /buy things from etc the company you are doing surveys for?"
ETC
I wish a customer did that to me. :)