one or one hundred ∞ one-liner and drabble request meme
I want to write shit.
Give me something to write. If jackoweskla et al can do it, so can I. Since my last fic was so pathetic and I don't feel like finishing it yet, I'll give you porn of your choice.
So request porn. Free porn. No-questions-asked porn. Customized pornographic text.
Give me a pairing, person, prompt, picture, palabra (word), poem (or song lyric), all of the above, any of the above, whatever, I'll write on it.
I'm going for one sentence, but if I want to write more porn, you'll just have to cope with a few periods. Most of you should know how to handle periods.
Rules
1: If you don't want porn, say so, but I can't guarantee a god damn thing.
2: I actually know what heterosexuality is and can write it. I am, in fact, happy to write it.
3: Give me a few things to pick from. I don't plan on copping out and not doing all the requests, but it's fucking hot where I live and I might die of sunstroke and dehydration before I finish your one sentence on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
3b: Don't you dare fucking request something on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
4: You can toss in drama characters if you want to, but I don't actually watch dramas just for the whores attractive young men of Johnny's and Associates. If the drama sucked, was boring, or was largely romance, chances are I would rather stab myself in the eye than watch it.
4b: FYI, I have both eyes intact.
5: No whining.
6: I don't care if you send random people here to request, but people I know or who friended me have priority. Yes, I like them more than you. Unlike you, some of them put out.
7: Anyone who gives me pictures of Imai Tsubasa in tight pants and/or an icon of his amazing ass will get moved to the front of the smut queue.
8: I can write almost any debuted person in Johnny's and a few Juniors.
8b: No pedophilia allowed. Thank god several of them are over 18.
Yes, I reserve the right to have my rules be in nonsensical order.
Alright, perverts. Hit me.
Give me something to write. If jackoweskla et al can do it, so can I. Since my last fic was so pathetic and I don't feel like finishing it yet, I'll give you porn of your choice.
So request porn. Free porn. No-questions-asked porn. Customized pornographic text.
Give me a pairing, person, prompt, picture, palabra (word), poem (or song lyric), all of the above, any of the above, whatever, I'll write on it.
I'm going for one sentence, but if I want to write more porn, you'll just have to cope with a few periods. Most of you should know how to handle periods.
Rules
1: If you don't want porn, say so, but I can't guarantee a god damn thing.
2: I actually know what heterosexuality is and can write it. I am, in fact, happy to write it.
3: Give me a few things to pick from. I don't plan on copping out and not doing all the requests, but it's fucking hot where I live and I might die of sunstroke and dehydration before I finish your one sentence on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
3b: Don't you dare fucking request something on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
4: You can toss in drama characters if you want to, but I don't actually watch dramas just for the whores attractive young men of Johnny's and Associates. If the drama sucked, was boring, or was largely romance, chances are I would rather stab myself in the eye than watch it.
4b: FYI, I have both eyes intact.
5: No whining.
6: I don't care if you send random people here to request, but people I know or who friended me have priority. Yes, I like them more than you. Unlike you, some of them put out.
7: Anyone who gives me pictures of Imai Tsubasa in tight pants and/or an icon of his amazing ass will get moved to the front of the smut queue.
8: I can write almost any debuted person in Johnny's and a few Juniors.
8b: No pedophilia allowed. Thank god several of them are over 18.
Yes, I reserve the right to have my rules be in nonsensical order.
Alright, perverts. Hit me.