Character meme

[shichahn]

Haven't done something like this in absolutely forever, so here you go:

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"etc. Characters from RvB, Borderlands, Portal, Hatoful Boyfriend

Comments

[shichahn]

1. I feel like Donut and CT might actually get along if CT can get over the whole disdain for sim soldiers thing that most Freelancers have! Donut would probably want to go to the mall and do some shopping, which she'd find pretty tedious until they stopped for lunch at a smoothie and baked goods sort of place, which she enjoys. And then he'd do a little fashion demonstration for her and show off the outfits he got, and he might even get her to laugh at that. They'd eventually end up finishing the day watching chick flicks and eating ice cream. By then her stoicism might have melted just a little bit more. CT is a softie, deep down.

2. Well... the only way they'd ever survive is if this was the Director and pre-split Alpha. In which case they'd grab the nearest huge military machine of destruction they'd have access to, and blow shit up, then go hide in a bunker somewhere until the zombies all starve to undeath or whatever zombies do if you leave them alone for a while. ... If this were a much later version of Church, there would be so much infighting between them that they would both be totally screwed. So. There's that.

3. Anghel gives Tannis a makeover! As said above, I have a feeling Tannis would be more okay with pigeons than people. Perhaps okay enough to allow this. Anghel would have to search far and wide for the things he'd need, but by the end, if he got his wish, Tannis would look one part Harajuku girl and one part gothic lolita. And she might even be hallucinatory enough by then to think she looked amazing.