Character meme

[shichahn]

Haven't done something like this in absolutely forever, so here you go:

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"etc. Characters from RvB, Borderlands, Portal, Hatoful Boyfriend

Comments

[regonym]

1 and 15 are mistaken for boyfriends/girlfriends/significant-others/married by 2 and 4. WHAT AWKWARD HIJINKS ENSUE?

3 and 7 are roommates and find a puppy abandoned in a box on their doorstep. What do they do next?

[shichahn]

... You write nice simple questions, Melissa. I like you. You are so much nicer than those people up above

[regonym]

The most normal thing on this meme is when a human and a pigeon adopt a puppy together? o.o Wow, I'm afraid to scroll up and read everyone else's prompts. XD

Awww, poor Patricia Tannis person. Worse, the nosebleed would totally make everyone think (if this were an anime haha) that she was embarrassed b/c she thought Tex was hot or something. I suppose Tex probably handled the whole thing with snark and aplomb, of course.

[shichahn]

Yes, I'm sure Tex would not be terribly concerned by any of this. Possibly flattered, except she is also quite familiar with what the Director thinks about her, so possibly confused if this assumption is coming from him, haha.

Luckily, none of this is an anime. I'm sure Tannis would find such an explanation stupid and boring. But she probably finds animation itself tedious and wasteful. ... I love Tannis, she cracks me up.

[zolac_no_miko]

Pshh, clearly my questions are the best questions, don't even act. :P

[shichahn]

Your first question, man. You get an award for that one, too.

[zolac_no_miko]

Haha yeah that was definitely the best one!