Character meme

[shichahn]

Haven't done something like this in absolutely forever, so here you go:

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"etc. Characters from RvB, Borderlands, Portal, Hatoful Boyfriend

Comments

[shichahn]

3. I'm not going to tell you EVERYTHING because it would turn into a novel, but here's the gist:

On our island, we have Tex, Yuuya, Shuu, Church, Donut, Carolina, CT, and Patricia Tannis.

Tannis isolates herself early on, finding survival far easier without suffering panic attacks from being around these idiots. She will instead find ways to study them from afar, and occasionally slip things into their water supply to see what happens. For science, of course. (Man, my list is populated by people like this, isn't it? GLaDOS, Cave Johnson, the Director, Shuu, and Tannis should all just get together and do some crazy experiments.)

Unfortunately for Yuuya and Shuu, they don't last long, both being delicious gamebirds. Donut is rather horrified at this development, but the rest don't particularly care, preferring to be fed than to stare at their delicious companions once they start getting hungry. Church feels kind of bad for the guy, and can almost sympathize, except he loves food, and roasted chukar sounds amazing anyway.

The Freelancers, of course, are all very independent and capable of managing survival just fine. Really, with the armor that they have, shelter isn't even that big of a concern. Tannis, as well, has no troubles on the survival front. If she could live on her own in the wasteland that is Pandora, a tropical island is practically her version of a resort, despite having its own share of difficulties. Church and Donut would have more trouble, but Church sticks close to Tex, and Carolina insists on making sure Donut is taken care of, even if he's just a sim soldier who really doesn't even matter. He proves himself good for something when he starts finding ways to make fabric from palm fronds, and weaves a few feather-stuffed pillows for everyone.

Conflict arises over leadership decisions, particularly between Carolina and Tex and occasionally Church. CT eventually backs out of this mess, having no desire to deal with the daily drama that is those three, and goes to live on her own as well. She can manage just fine. This leaves Tex, Church, and Donut on one side, and Carolina on the other. Carolina would feel like a failure if she abandoned them, but eventually she decides she doesn't have much choice, as coexisting with Tex will never happen. She later runs into CT and decides to stick around with her, and that turns out okay. Without the Director there to make things difficult, CT and Carolina actually become pretty good friends.

So, they have one side of the island, Tex, Church, and Donut have another, and Tannis establishes her semi-permanent camp at the top of the extinct volcano where she can watch everyone and also learn about the strange new endemic flora and fauna. There's one particularly large boulder at the top of the volcano, which she names Julio, and sometimes she goes and talks to him. They also become fast friends, as it turns out. Which is good. Tannis likes having friends, as long as they're inanimate and unlikely to startle her with unexpected comments or movements.

I could go on about the adventures of Tannis and Julio, but I will spare you her crazy.

[zolac_no_miko]

You know I have to make you work for it! :D

1. BEEEEEEESSSTT. Ohmigod, LAUGHING SO HARD OVER HERE. YEEEEEEESSS~!!

2. South would make such an excellent angry screamo lead vocalist. XD

3. Donut makes palm frond pillows! <333 I don't really know Tannis but she sounds enjoyable. <3 Tannis and Julio.

[shichahn]

Yeah you really hit the jackpot with number 1, haha.

Tannis is hilarious, I love her. Easily one of my favorite characters ever. There's no possible way to describe her but if you have a few minutes you can find out more. She... has a tendency to avoid people and become emotionally attached to inanimate objects. It's amazing.