Swing and a miss...

Mar 25, 2006 00:45

Thank christ I wasn't actually chucking a spear at a lion because the way I handled things he'd be flossing his canines with my ball sack right now. Also, two points to anyone who noticed that I only followed up the "indiginous African boy" analogy and not the Star Wars one... Aw, what the hell:

If I was trying to build a 'saber I'm sure the power cell would have blown up in my face and then I'd be pulling crystal shards out of my eyes till someone came and beat me down with a plasma blade and put me out of my GODDAM MISERY.

Hehe, woot!
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