Instant Dildos and Sexual Harrasment Suits
I never realized it until last night but girls have always had the technology to create the perfect man in something like half an hour, with NO help from a man whatsoever.
Fill a condom up with water and freeze it. Who woulda thought of it?
Is this why I have so much trouble getting dates? Girls have beaten us to the punch!
Speaking of girls, why have I never had a job where I got to work with a ton of hot girls that I hadn't known my whole life? (And don't say, "Hey, you worked at The Gap! There musta been girls there!" My response? Nah, I worked with a buncha gay guys. Not quite my fantasy) I'll tell you what: I'm not gonna be making out with any of the Pop The Cork employees any time soon (although I would like to bag the VERY occasional customer).
Maybe I'll go apply to Bath and Body Works.
Fill a condom up with water and freeze it. Who woulda thought of it?
Is this why I have so much trouble getting dates? Girls have beaten us to the punch!
Speaking of girls, why have I never had a job where I got to work with a ton of hot girls that I hadn't known my whole life? (And don't say, "Hey, you worked at The Gap! There musta been girls there!" My response? Nah, I worked with a buncha gay guys. Not quite my fantasy) I'll tell you what: I'm not gonna be making out with any of the Pop The Cork employees any time soon (although I would like to bag the VERY occasional customer).
Maybe I'll go apply to Bath and Body Works.