~21~

[shiba_explosion]

Ganju, Yoruichi, Kisuke...not a word.

Not a word outta none of you!

[Grumpy Shiba-san is grumpy and doesn't want to be reminded about her birthday, kthnx]

Comments

2/2

[isshinkurosaki]

Hey! You aged crone, you give this communicator back to Kuukaku at once!

Re: 2/2

[shiba_explosion]

You're older than I am! So what does that make you?

[isshinkurosaki]

Men don't get old.

Only old women get old, old woman!

[shiba_explosion]

Men get erectile dysfunction.

And women who are old cant get old again, idiot!

[isshinkurosaki]

Yes, but only certain men, and there are alternatives!

Sure they can. After all, you're getting older, aren't you?

[shiba_explosion]

Good thing you had kids early then, huh Nobuu?

You and logic are still strangers I see.

[isshinkurosaki]

Early compared to what? To you, I suppose, you old spinster you.

[shiba_explosion]

Early compared to your old age induced infertility.

[isshinkurosaki]

I beg your pardon, Kuukaku! I am not infertile, I assure you. And if I was, I'd just take my gigai to Kisuke and have him fix the problem.

((OOC: Aaand I think Urahara just facepalmed!))

[shiba_explosion]

One of the signs of infertility in men is excess bravado.

Too bad Kisuke can't fix the base problem, huh?

[isshinkurosaki]

What are you talking about? I've always been this way, ever since I roundhouse kicked myself out of Mum's womb! I wasn't infertile then, and I sure am not infertile now.

Gosh, you're getting cantankerous in your old age, Kuukaku!

[shiba_explosion]

God, you're getting delusional in your twilight years, Nobuu.

[isshinkurosaki]

Better to be delusional than a crotchety old woman!

[shiba_explosion]

Crotchety old women don't walk into traffic.

(Though I hold out hope for you)

[isshinkurosaki]

How unfortunate for all those around you!

But all kidding aside, happy upcoming birthday, Kuukaku!

[shiba_explosion]

Hmmph.