SuperMan

May 24, 2008 16:01

I did 50 push-up non stop!(In second-life?)
It deserves a LJpoo!
(Next time I do better I shit an other journal.)

awesome

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chimeramechanic June 11 2008, 11:19:41 UTC
That is a fun way to present a movie review!

Don't worry, Shishi. I know the guy who makes the majority of the Legendz fan art that insults you, and I will one day cut off all his fingers. X3

I wandered out of the Indiana Jones movie for about 30 minutes, just after the scenes that were supposed to take place at Nazca. I couldn't deal with having a film do a dickdance all over the history and meaning of that site. It was bad enough when Von Daniken came out with his "Chariots of the Gods" bullshit in the 1970's, which tried to say that Nazca was a spaceport for ancient astronauts, and the Nazca lines were really something like a network of runways. Balderdash!

Also, I never want to see that Shia what's-his-name kid again. Especially not if he's trying to act like Marlon Brando.

The UFO liftoff near the end of the film was pretty cool, but just about everything leading up to it was ludicrous. Why did the chamber where the aliens were seated have a door on it that could only be unlocked with one of their skulls? Wasn't the skull stolen from that very chamber? How did the thief originally get inside without having a skull already in his hand?

And don't even get me started on all that "magnetism" bullshit. Coins go flying, but belt buckles stay put? The greaser's National Honor Society pin didn't even try to pop out of his lapel, for Chrissake. >.>

Baaaaaah! Raiders was ten times better, and Temple of Doom was five times more fun!

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waruccho June 11 2008, 13:23:32 UTC
The plausibility REALLY brought it down. Yes, I love the old Indys. This one is gonna leave a sour taste that will be hard to wash off.

Thanks on the comic, it was well recieved on other forums I go to as well XD

I think you'd enjoy SpoonyOne's rant about the movie. (3 part)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW5rWMGqbg

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