Jul 07, 2010 15:17
Haha, what is this and why did I laugh so hard about it oh man we are awesome or something
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*:V
Sierra says:
*wut
*I replied to you, you know
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*sorry i was
*kinda
*in the loo
Sierra says:
*ohwell
*that was not in my knowledge
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*...LOL CLAUDIA?!
Sierra says:
*lolol
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*loling
*forever
*claudia and leo dancing with leo in the female position
Sierra says:
*My sister and I once joked that Ezio would try to set up Leonardo with Ezio
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*lollollollol
Sierra says:
*.... HAHAHAHHAHAA
*she'd do it. :I
*... HAHA
* I meant
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*Ezio setting up leo wtih ezio?
*LOL
*LOLL
Sierra says:
*with Claudia
*stfu
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*I just
*lol'd so much
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*also did lieying like
*...wtf was i going to say again
*oh
*right
*did lieying tell cesare exactly where aqil slept
Sierra says:
*uhhhh
*Maybe like... once.
*IDR
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*because if anything it's just the rooftop gardens
*:V
Sierra says:
*GOOD, NOW I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU--loltotesjk
*That's got to be ubercomfy. :U
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*It is
*nothing like a cool night breeze
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*i am starting to think of this as a father/daughter relationnship
*father doting on daughter with all the things that the daughter loves
*._.
Sierra says:
*except that he's interested in a sexual/deeper kind of love.
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*...
Sierra says:
*Unless that father is a creeper. :B
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*oh no incest
*oh nooo
Sierra says:
*LOL I WAS MAKING IT SHORT SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT TO SHOWER
*BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I DON'T MIND
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*i shower real fast you dont have to worry actually
Sierra says:
*lolokay
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*er
*nevermind
Sierra says:
*wut
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*im eating dinner
Sierra says:
*... WHILE SHOWERING?
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*...NO
*NOW.
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*i am only glad hat
*that
*no one asks aqil
*whether he has been in a relationship before
*8I
Sierra says:
*HAHAHAHwhyhashe?
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*no
*not at all
Sierra says:
*THEN WHY IS IT A TENDER SUBJECT?
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*ONLY THAT ITS AWKWARD
*SINCE HE'S LIKE IDK OVER 20?
*MAYBE EVEN OVER 25?
Sierra says:
*HAW
*VIRGIN AQIL TALKIN' WITH CESARE WHO HAS LIKE, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 8-11 CHILDREN
*CESARE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THIS LOVEGAME
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*SORRY I DONT WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK
Sierra says:
*PSHAAAAAW
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*so i started to think
*if aqil DID know how to dance it would be something arabic
*then i thought of male belly dancers
Sierra says:
*bellydancin--
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*then I was all "..no nevermind he doesnt know how to dance"
Sierra says:
*lolol
*CESARE WOULD PROBABLY TEASE HIM, BUT BE SECRETLY LIKE, UBERIMPRESSED
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*I can imagine Lie is awestruck
*"Wow Aqil I did not know you could do that."
Sierra says:
*And Cesare would be all "PSHAW, I COULD DO THAT. IF I WAS ARABIC. WHICH I'M NOT."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*Well that means he cant
*I DONT EXPECT HIM TO ANYW
*WAY*
*ALL THAT ARMOUR
Sierra says:
*No
*then he'd be all
*"HEY AQIL WHY DON'T YOU TEACH MEEEEE"
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"You did not ask..?"
*I can imagine
*aqil trying hard not to facepalm
*when cesare tries to do it
Sierra says:
*lolol
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*I BET EZIO AND GIOVANNI CAN BELLY DANCE THOUGH
Sierra says:
*OHMAN
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"...Leonardo if you just like seeing me dance why don't you just say so?"
Sierra says:
*"Shh, that's a secret, Ezio."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*I can imagine those toned abs
*MOVING.
*TAN ABS
*and then the scars on his body
*unf
Sierra says:
*obbyyes
*lol Leonardo would also be all "WHOOPS I was too busy gawking at your fantastic body. Go again, I wasn't paying attention."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*obby when you taaalk like that
*you make the woman go mad
*so be wise and keep on
*reading the signs of my bodddyyy
Sierra says:
*OH BOY I CAN SEE YO' BODY MOVIN'
*HALF ANIMAL HALF MAN
*I DON'T, DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'
*BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE A PLAAAAN
*whydoIstillknowthissong
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*idontknow
*but you can now remember it as we imagine this song playing with ezio's belly dancing
Sierra says:
*obbyyes
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"My goodness, we were in public and he just took my hand and kissed it as though i am supposed to be his wife of sorts! How ludicrous and inappropriate and he still dared to smile--"
Sierra says:
*L-LOL
*"AND THEN HE KISSED ME. HE ACTUALLY KISSED ME! RIGHT ON... MY KNUCKLES."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL HAHAHAA
*"I AM NOT SOME WOMAN WAITING FOR A PRINCE TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET WITH A KISS TO THE HAND"
Sierra says:
*"I DID NOT EVEN ENJOY THAT DANCE. I WOULD'VE, IF HE HADN'T ENDED IT IN THE MOST LEWD WAY I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SEEING."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*MORE LIKE "AND WHILE WE WERE DANCING HE JUST HAD TO HOLD MY HANDS IN SUCH A MANNER ASDJFFS"
Sierra says:
*HAHAHA
*"I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THAT WAS THE PROPER WAY TO HOLD HANDS WHILE WALTZING. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*YESSS
*THAT
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*NOOPE
Sierra says:
*NUPE
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*NOT AT ALL
Sierra says:
*LOL STOP BEING SO AMAZINGGGG
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*AND WITH CREEPING AQIL OUT
Sierra says:
*I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I WANT TO STAY UP AND TALK WITH YOU
**SHAKEFIST*
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
*THERE IS TOMORROW
Sierra says:
*AND LOL CREEPING AQIL OUT IS WHAT CESARE DOES, EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY
*HE COULD JUST LIKE, LOOK WITHIN A TEN FOOT RADIUS OF HIM
*AND CREEP HIM OUT
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
*YES
*DEFINITELY LIKE THAT
Sierra says:
*ALSO, I MISREAD "THERE IS TOMORROW" AS "THERE IS NO TOMORROW" AND I WAS LIKE "CRAAAAAAAP"
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
Sierra says:
*LOL ILU MAN
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LMAO
Sierra says:
*EVEN IF CESARE CREEPS AQIL OUT
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*ILU2 DONT WORRY ABOUT AQIL
Sierra says:
*LOLOL
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*8D
Sierra says:
*I WILL KILL YOU
*EXCEPT NOT
*BECAUSE ILU
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL ILU2
*SO
*DO I TELL HER OR NOT
*IT WILL BE LULZ
Sierra says:
*LOLOL
*UHHHH
*SHE'LL PROBABLY SEE IT COMING, LOL
*SO IDEC
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL OKAY
*SURE
Sierra says:
*BUT SINCE AQIL DOESN'T KNOW
*THEN AQIL CAN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING
*SO LOL YEAH
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*AQIL DOESNT KNOW SHIT
*YEAH
*NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE
*OTHER THAN CESARE
Sierra says:
*CESARE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THESE SEDUCING PLANS
*SEDUCESEDUCESEDUCE
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*OH LOL
*WELL IF ITS PERFUME ON LEONARDO
Sierra says:
*LOLOL
*I BET LEONARDO BUYS DELICIOUS PERFUME
*AND HAS LIKE, SIX DIFFERENT BOTTLES
*ALL FOR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS OR MOODS
*OR DAYS
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
*NO
*HE MAKES HIS OWN.
Sierra says:
*HAHAHAHHAHAYES
*AND HE MAKES EZIO TRY THEM AND RATE THEM
*AND NAME THEM, SOMETIMES, IF HE IS FEELING UNCREATIVE
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"What do you think of this one caro"
"mmm is that honeysuckle"
Sierra says:
*"Ezio, does this smell like a cheap whore to you?"
"Uhh yeah"
"Okay, good, just checking to see if you knew what that smelled like."
*L-LOL HONEYSUCKLE
*HONEYSUCKLE AND JASMINE
*AND MINT VERBANA
*MMMMMM
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*MMMM
Sierra says:
*IKR
*AND HE'D MAKE IT LIKE
*DELICIOUSLY SCENTED
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*SOME OF THEM DOUBEAS SHAMPOO
Sierra says:
*HAHAHA
*WUT
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*DOUBLE*
Sierra says:
*HE'S GOING TO BE SO POPULAR
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*SOFT SILKY HAIR.
Sierra says:
*THIS IS WHY HE HAS SUCH A TUMULTOUS LOVE LIFE
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*AMONGST THE LADIES AT COURT
Sierra says:
*"LEONARDO, DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT SHAMPOO AGAIN TODAY."
"WHY ARE YOU JEALOUS"
"ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING MORE WOMEN THEN ME . AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN THEM. :I"
**WRISTFLICK*
Sierra says:
*LEONARDO ALSO MAKES SOAPS IN BEAUTIFUL SHAPES AND GIVES THEM AS GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAY
*AND I CAN JUST SEE THE AUDITORE FAMILY LIKE, GETTING THE PRESENTS, AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE "OH! FROM LEONARDO! UHH, HURRAY..? I WONDER WHAT it is it's soap are you serious."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*giovanni shaped and scented mini-sculpture for the altezza?
Sierra says:
*... HAHAHA TOTALLY YES
*With a leash
*Like those soaponarope things
*but the soap is shaped like Giovanni
*and smells of unicorns
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
*TOTALL WORKS
Sierra says:
*"OH MIO DIO WHAT IS THAT DELIGHTFUL SMELL"
*"UNICORNS."
*I WAS GOING TO QUESTION WHAT UNICORNS SMELLED LIKE
*THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE:
*GIOVANNI
*waitwut
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*RENAISSANCE RUBIX CUBE- OH
*OKAY
Sierra says:
*HAHAH YES THAT TOO
*IT WAS PROBABLY SHAPED IN SOME OBNOXIOUSLY COMPLEX NOT-CUBE SHAPE
*RUBIX OCTAGON
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*NO
*IT WOULD BE
*A SPIRAL
Sierra says:
*HA YES
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*NO WAIT
*I MEAN
*SPHERE
Sierra says:
*A SLINKY AND A RUBIX CUBE ALL IN ONE
*LOL THEY HAVE SPHERES NOWADAYS
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*RAINBOW COLOURS
Sierra says:
*OH NO RAINBOWS OSIAFOSIFN
*"GO AHEAD, TRY AND MATCH ALL THE COLORS"
"I hate you"
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"asdjlskajlaks leonardo what is this"
*"...altezza shouldnt you be working with your paperwork? [giovanni]"
Sierra says:
*"GDI LEONARDO WHY DID YOU INVENT THISSSSS"
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*"Er, fun? 8F"
*8D*"
Sierra says:
*EVERY PROTOTYPE WAS BURNED IN THE BONFIRE OF THE VANIITES
*THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEE THEM ANYMORE
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*LOL
*YEESS
*INCLUDinG The SKETCHES
Sierra says:
*LOL CAPSLOCK WUT
*AND YES
*THE SKETCHES GOT BURNED WITH THE PORN LEONARDO DA VINCI REPORTEDLY DREW OF SALAI, HAHAHA
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*OH MAN LOL
*NO LA VOLPE IS A LEGEND
Sierra says:
*IN WHAT FIELD?
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*THIEVERY
*DUH
*AMONGST OTHER THINGS
*GIO'S THE SEX LEGEND JUST THAT ONLY SOME PEOPLE GOT TO WITNESS IT
Sierra says:
*HAHA
*AND CESARE IS THE DANCE LEGEND
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*ALTEZZA IS THE ONE WHO WITNESSES IT ON A REGULAR BAIS-
*YES
Sierra says:
*LOLOL
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, CESARE STYLE
Sierra says:
*AOIFNAISOFAIAHHAHHAHAHHA I'D BUY IT
*I WOULD BUY THAT
*SO FAST
*EVERY DANCE SEQUENCE
*HE WOULD FLIP HIS HAIR
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*AND THEN DDR ASSASINS
*WITH LADY GIGI
*LEONARDO
Sierra says:
*WANT
Sierra says:
*LIKE "OH, HEY, YOU'RE GETTING A BLOWJOB? THAT'S COOL. TODAY, I ATE SOME CEREAL..."
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*WOULDVE BEEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE EZIO
Sierra says:
*HAHAHA
*FUNNIER, AND MORE VIOLENT
Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:
*..TRUE
lol,
random,
assassin's creed ii