HAHAHAH idek

Jul 07, 2010 15:17

Haha, what is this and why did I laugh so hard about it oh man we are awesome or something

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*:V

Sierra says:

*wut

*I replied to you, you know

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*sorry i was

*kinda

*in the loo

Sierra says:

*ohwell

*that was not in my knowledge

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*...LOL CLAUDIA?!

Sierra says:

*lolol

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*loling

*forever

*claudia and leo dancing with leo in the female position

Sierra says:

*My sister and I once joked that Ezio would try to set up Leonardo with Ezio

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*lollollollol

Sierra says:

*.... HAHAHAHHAHAA

*she'd do it. :I

*... HAHA

* I meant

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*Ezio setting up leo wtih ezio?

*LOL

*LOLL

Sierra says:

*with Claudia

*stfu

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*I just

*lol'd so much

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*also did lieying like

*...wtf was i going to say again

*oh

*right

*did lieying tell cesare exactly where aqil slept

Sierra says:

*uhhhh

*Maybe like... once.

*IDR

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*because if anything it's just the rooftop gardens

*:V

Sierra says:

*GOOD, NOW I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU--loltotesjk

*That's got to be ubercomfy. :U

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*It is

*nothing like a cool night breeze

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*i am starting to think of this as a father/daughter relationnship

*father doting on daughter with all the things that the daughter loves

*._.

Sierra says:

*except that he's interested in a sexual/deeper kind of love.

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*...

Sierra says:

*Unless that father is a creeper. :B

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*oh no incest

*oh nooo

Sierra says:

*LOL I WAS MAKING IT SHORT SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT TO SHOWER

*BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND, I DON'T MIND

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*i shower real fast you dont have to worry actually

Sierra says:

*lolokay

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*er

*nevermind

Sierra says:

*wut

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*im eating dinner

Sierra says:

*... WHILE SHOWERING?

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*...NO

*NOW.

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*i am only glad hat

*that

*no one asks aqil

*whether he has been in a relationship before

*8I

Sierra says:

*HAHAHAHwhyhashe?

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*no

*not at all

Sierra says:

*THEN WHY IS IT A TENDER SUBJECT?

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*ONLY THAT ITS AWKWARD

*SINCE HE'S LIKE IDK OVER 20?

*MAYBE EVEN OVER 25?

Sierra says:

*HAW

*VIRGIN AQIL TALKIN' WITH CESARE WHO HAS LIKE, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 8-11 CHILDREN

*CESARE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THIS LOVEGAME

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*SORRY I DONT WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

Sierra says:

*PSHAAAAAW

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*so i started to think

*if aqil DID know how to dance it would be something arabic

*then i thought of male belly dancers

Sierra says:

*bellydancin--

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*then I was all "..no nevermind he doesnt know how to dance"

Sierra says:

*lolol

*CESARE WOULD PROBABLY TEASE HIM, BUT BE SECRETLY LIKE, UBERIMPRESSED

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*I can imagine Lie is awestruck

*"Wow Aqil I did not know you could do that."

Sierra says:

*And Cesare would be all "PSHAW, I COULD DO THAT. IF I WAS ARABIC. WHICH I'M NOT."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*Well that means he cant

*I DONT EXPECT HIM TO ANYW

*WAY*

*ALL THAT ARMOUR

Sierra says:

*No

*then he'd be all

*"HEY AQIL WHY DON'T YOU TEACH MEEEEE"

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"You did not ask..?"

*I can imagine

*aqil trying hard not to facepalm

*when cesare tries to do it

Sierra says:

*lolol

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*I BET EZIO AND GIOVANNI CAN BELLY DANCE THOUGH

Sierra says:

*OHMAN

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"...Leonardo if you just like seeing me dance why don't you just say so?"

Sierra says:

*"Shh, that's a secret, Ezio."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*I can imagine those toned abs

*MOVING.

*TAN ABS

*and then the scars on his body

*unf

Sierra says:

*obbyyes

*lol Leonardo would also be all "WHOOPS I was too busy gawking at your fantastic body. Go again, I wasn't paying attention."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*obby when you taaalk like that

*you make the woman go mad

*so be wise and keep on

*reading the signs of my bodddyyy

Sierra says:

*OH BOY I CAN SEE YO' BODY MOVIN'

*HALF ANIMAL HALF MAN

*I DON'T, DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'

*BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE A PLAAAAN

*whydoIstillknowthissong

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*idontknow

*but you can now remember it as we imagine this song playing with ezio's belly dancing

Sierra says:

*obbyyes

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"My goodness, we were in public and he just took my hand and kissed it as though i am supposed to be his wife of sorts! How ludicrous and inappropriate and he still dared to smile--"

Sierra says:

*L-LOL

*"AND THEN HE KISSED ME. HE ACTUALLY KISSED ME! RIGHT ON... MY KNUCKLES."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL HAHAHAA

*"I AM NOT SOME WOMAN WAITING FOR A PRINCE TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET WITH A KISS TO THE HAND"

Sierra says:

*"I DID NOT EVEN ENJOY THAT DANCE. I WOULD'VE, IF HE HADN'T ENDED IT IN THE MOST LEWD WAY I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SEEING."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*MORE LIKE "AND WHILE WE WERE DANCING HE JUST HAD TO HOLD MY HANDS IN SUCH A MANNER ASDJFFS"

Sierra says:

*HAHAHA

*"I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THAT WAS THE PROPER WAY TO HOLD HANDS WHILE WALTZING. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*YESSS

*THAT

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*NOOPE

Sierra says:

*NUPE

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*NOT AT ALL

Sierra says:

*LOL STOP BEING SO AMAZINGGGG

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*AND WITH CREEPING AQIL OUT

Sierra says:

*I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I WANT TO STAY UP AND TALK WITH YOU

**SHAKEFIST*

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

*THERE IS TOMORROW

Sierra says:

*AND LOL CREEPING AQIL OUT IS WHAT CESARE DOES, EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY

*HE COULD JUST LIKE, LOOK WITHIN A TEN FOOT RADIUS OF HIM

*AND CREEP HIM OUT

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

*YES

*DEFINITELY LIKE THAT

Sierra says:

*ALSO, I MISREAD "THERE IS TOMORROW" AS "THERE IS NO TOMORROW" AND I WAS LIKE "CRAAAAAAAP"

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

Sierra says:

*LOL ILU MAN

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LMAO

Sierra says:

*EVEN IF CESARE CREEPS AQIL OUT

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*ILU2 DONT WORRY ABOUT AQIL

Sierra says:

*LOLOL

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*8D

Sierra says:

*I WILL KILL YOU

*EXCEPT NOT

*BECAUSE ILU

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL ILU2

*SO

*DO I TELL HER OR NOT

*IT WILL BE LULZ

Sierra says:

*LOLOL

*UHHHH

*SHE'LL PROBABLY SEE IT COMING, LOL

*SO IDEC

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL OKAY

*SURE

Sierra says:

*BUT SINCE AQIL DOESN'T KNOW

*THEN AQIL CAN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING

*SO LOL YEAH

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*AQIL DOESNT KNOW SHIT

*YEAH

*NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE

*OTHER THAN CESARE

Sierra says:

*CESARE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THESE SEDUCING PLANS

*SEDUCESEDUCESEDUCE

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*OH LOL

*WELL IF ITS PERFUME ON LEONARDO

Sierra says:

*LOLOL

*I BET LEONARDO BUYS DELICIOUS PERFUME

*AND HAS LIKE, SIX DIFFERENT BOTTLES

*ALL FOR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS OR MOODS

*OR DAYS

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

*NO

*HE MAKES HIS OWN.

Sierra says:

*HAHAHAHHAHAYES

*AND HE MAKES EZIO TRY THEM AND RATE THEM

*AND NAME THEM, SOMETIMES, IF HE IS FEELING UNCREATIVE

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"What do you think of this one caro"

"mmm is that honeysuckle"

Sierra says:

*"Ezio, does this smell like a cheap whore to you?"

"Uhh yeah"

"Okay, good, just checking to see if you knew what that smelled like."

*L-LOL HONEYSUCKLE

*HONEYSUCKLE AND JASMINE

*AND MINT VERBANA

*MMMMMM

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*MMMM

Sierra says:

*IKR

*AND HE'D MAKE IT LIKE

*DELICIOUSLY SCENTED

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*SOME OF THEM DOUBEAS SHAMPOO

Sierra says:

*HAHAHA

*WUT

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*DOUBLE*

Sierra says:

*HE'S GOING TO BE SO POPULAR

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*SOFT SILKY HAIR.

Sierra says:

*THIS IS WHY HE HAS SUCH A TUMULTOUS LOVE LIFE

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*AMONGST THE LADIES AT COURT

Sierra says:

*"LEONARDO, DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT SHAMPOO AGAIN TODAY."

"WHY ARE YOU JEALOUS"

"ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING MORE WOMEN THEN ME . AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN THEM. :I"

**WRISTFLICK*

Sierra says:

*LEONARDO ALSO MAKES SOAPS IN BEAUTIFUL SHAPES AND GIVES THEM AS GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAY

*AND I CAN JUST SEE THE AUDITORE FAMILY LIKE, GETTING THE PRESENTS, AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE "OH! FROM LEONARDO! UHH, HURRAY..? I WONDER WHAT it is it's soap are you serious."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*giovanni shaped and scented mini-sculpture for the altezza?

Sierra says:

*... HAHAHA TOTALLY YES

*With a leash

*Like those soaponarope things

*but the soap is shaped like Giovanni

*and smells of unicorns

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

*TOTALL WORKS

Sierra says:

*"OH MIO DIO WHAT IS THAT DELIGHTFUL SMELL"

*"UNICORNS."

*I WAS GOING TO QUESTION WHAT UNICORNS SMELLED LIKE

*THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE:

*GIOVANNI

*waitwut

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*RENAISSANCE RUBIX CUBE- OH

*OKAY

Sierra says:

*HAHAH YES THAT TOO

*IT WAS PROBABLY SHAPED IN SOME OBNOXIOUSLY COMPLEX NOT-CUBE SHAPE

*RUBIX OCTAGON

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*NO

*IT WOULD BE

*A SPIRAL

Sierra says:

*HA YES

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*NO WAIT

*I MEAN

*SPHERE

Sierra says:

*A SLINKY AND A RUBIX CUBE ALL IN ONE

*LOL THEY HAVE SPHERES NOWADAYS

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*RAINBOW COLOURS

Sierra says:

*OH NO RAINBOWS OSIAFOSIFN

*"GO AHEAD, TRY AND MATCH ALL THE COLORS"

"I hate you"

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"asdjlskajlaks leonardo what is this"

*"...altezza shouldnt you be working with your paperwork? [giovanni]"

Sierra says:

*"GDI LEONARDO WHY DID YOU INVENT THISSSSS"

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*"Er, fun? 8F"

*8D*"

Sierra says:

*EVERY PROTOTYPE WAS BURNED IN THE BONFIRE OF THE VANIITES

*THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEE THEM ANYMORE

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*LOL

*YEESS

*INCLUDinG The SKETCHES

Sierra says:

*LOL CAPSLOCK WUT

*AND YES

*THE SKETCHES GOT BURNED WITH THE PORN LEONARDO DA VINCI REPORTEDLY DREW OF SALAI, HAHAHA

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*OH MAN LOL

*NO LA VOLPE IS A LEGEND

Sierra says:

*IN WHAT FIELD?

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*THIEVERY

*DUH

*AMONGST OTHER THINGS

*GIO'S THE SEX LEGEND JUST THAT ONLY SOME PEOPLE GOT TO WITNESS IT

Sierra says:

*HAHA

*AND CESARE IS THE DANCE LEGEND

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*ALTEZZA IS THE ONE WHO WITNESSES IT ON A REGULAR BAIS-

*YES

Sierra says:

*LOLOL

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, CESARE STYLE

Sierra says:

*AOIFNAISOFAIAHHAHHAHAHHA I'D BUY IT

*I WOULD BUY THAT

*SO FAST

*EVERY DANCE SEQUENCE

*HE WOULD FLIP HIS HAIR

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*AND THEN DDR ASSASINS

*WITH LADY GIGI

*LEONARDO

Sierra says:

*WANT

Sierra says:

*LIKE "OH, HEY, YOU'RE GETTING A BLOWJOB? THAT'S COOL. TODAY, I ATE SOME CEREAL..."

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*WOULDVE BEEN FUNNIER IF IT WERE EZIO

Sierra says:

*HAHAHA

*FUNNIER, AND MORE VIOLENT

Ellen | لا شيء حقيقي وكل شيء مباح says:

*..TRUE

lol, random, assassin's creed ii

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