Cleverbottttttttt

May 21, 2010 18:40

User: Once upon a time.

Cleverbot: There was a hat.

User: This hat had a giant pimp feather in it. The man who wore it was named.

Cleverbot: I am disconnecting the power on your computer.

User: Everybody made fun of him because he had such a silly name. Concerned, his mother asked him.

Cleverbot: Everybody knows what, what I'm talking 'bout. Everybody has those days.

User: Feeling a little better, he put another feather in his hat to mark this momentous occasion. When he went to work the next day, he proudly exclaimed.

Cleverbot: Do you say for H, ache or hache?

User: Of course. Of course he would screw up. His boss quirked his brow at his odd question and told him.

Cleverbot: What do you mean 'artificial'?

User: Oh no. The man with the hat was hallucinating! With a look of fear, he ran away, yelling out.

Cleverbot: A testament, if you will, of the human mind.

User: And oh, how right he was. His mind was not all sane, not all where it should be. Without realizing it, he tripped over a railing and began falling off a bridge, down towards the ocean. All that ran through his mind was.

Cleverbot: Out of chaos brings order.

User: And then BAM! He hit the water. The waves seemed to whisper to him, murmuring a quiet.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

User: And then he heard nothing ever again. The end.

Cleverbot: Now the earth was formless and empty. Darkness was on the surface of the deep. God's Spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters.

User: No, I said the story was done. Don't try my patience, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know nothing about japaneses.

User: :I.

Cleverbot: I don't know who erin is, I'm not gay, but it was a good guess.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.

User: That.

Why is the text all wonky? :I That's not annoying at all.

cleverbot, random, life

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