Kpop Idols Now Online Chp. 7
Title: Kpop Idols Chat Room
Bands: Super Junior
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings: Qmi, Sihanchul, & various others
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (side story)
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
A/N: I'm back with another update! :D Yeah, I know you probably are all killing me inside your heads right now since I never update anymore...but I'm sorry! I just never seem to find the time (or the motivation). Anyway, enjoy!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ - Zhou Mi
ipwnn00bz4life - Kyuhyun
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
Ilikegirls - Kibum
Drama King - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
God_loves_you - Siwon
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged in.
ipwnn00bz4life has logged in.
ipwnn00bz4life : maybe we should find sungmin a bf
ipwnn00bz4life : to shut him up, u kno?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : He’s fine without one.
ipwnn00bz4life : but he wont leave me alone. he’s freakin annoying
ipwnn00bz4life : i would have thought that u would be all for him finding a bf…since u get jealous so easily when he flirts with me...
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But I like him being miserable and lonely… :[
ipwnn00bz4life : ur such a bitch -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Only for you, baby. Only for you. ^_^
ipwnn00bz4life : wanna watch something funny?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO. I’ve had enough animal porn, thank you very much.
ipwnn00bz4life : its not animal porn. its much better!
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXO7QEG5jbw
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Omg…Why do you always show me extremely disturbing and sinister things?
ipwnn00bz4life : lol. becuz its fun. :]
ipwnn00bz4life : u don’t think its kinda…erotic?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : WTF? Hell no!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Okay, maybe a little…
ipwnn00bz4life : :D
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : It would be REALLY hot if you would dance like that for me…
ipwnn00bz4life : i do!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh? When??? How come I don’t remember???
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsblsG3KU
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : HOLY CRAP.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Are you trying to seduce me?!
ipwnn00bz4life : …maybe…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : OH EM GEE. Where can I download this in HQ???
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But Kui xian. You weren’t dancing for ME… -___-
ipwnn00bz4life : yes I was
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Liar.
ipwnn00bz4life : zhou mi, every time im on stage, i dance solely for u. becuz I know ur always watching me.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Aww. Kui xian. You’re too sweet.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But you make me sound like a stalker...
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : That’s because you are a stalker.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hi Kyu! :)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Get. Out. -_-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No! You get out!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I was here first so I don’t have to. :]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Grrr!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : …Did you just…growl at me?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Maybe…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Why can’t you just go find yourself a nice fuck buddy or something? That way you don’t have to bother all of us with your stupidity.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Well, now. You’re sort of standing in my way aren’t you?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : What the hell are you implying? Are you saying that you would make Kyuhyun your fuck buddy?! OVER MY DEAD BODY, WHORE! MY KUI XIAN IS NO ONE’S FUCK BUDDY! Well, except mine of course.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I BET HE WOULDN’T MIND! Right, Kyu? I bet you can’t wait to get rid of this freaking tall giraffe so you can actually have decent sex for once.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Giraffe?... *glares* I HOPE YOU DIE FROM GETTING TOO MANY STDS AND AIDS, YOU FILTHY WHORE. GO DO YOUR NINJA KARATE CRAP OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.
ipwnn00bz4life : *sigh*
ipwnn00bz4life : sungmin, really. why can’t u just go find a nice bf and leave me and zhou mi alone?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why can’t you just use proper English?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : It’s ‘Zhou Mi and I’, Kyuhyun.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT ME AND YOU, BITCH. You wish.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And I’m supposedly the stupid one? -_-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And no, I do not wish for that, Zhou Mi. You’re disgusting. And ugly. And freakishly tall. And you have a big nose, you Jew!
ipwnn00bz4life : lmao. jew. lolz. :D
ipwnn00bz4life : so, anyway. u guys wanna watch something funny?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO! STFU! I DO NOT HAVE A JEW NOSE!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Not really…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And yes you do.
ipwnn00bz4life : oh. well. too bad.
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLz_N1pskok
ipwnn00bz4life : mwahahaha, this is so true.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I thought you liked SNSD.
ipwnn00bz4life : no way. they r annoying. with their slutty short shorts and everything. the only ppl who actually go to their concerts are old grandpas looking for some sweet, young ass.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Kind of reminds you of someone, eh? *cough* Sungmin *cough*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Huh?...Why are you coughing in a chat room?...
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : My god. Your IQ must be below 50. You’re so stupid.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nah ah! You are!...And 50 isn’t that bad…
ipwnn00bz4life : anyway. the only one I actually like is seohyun. shes nice (and hott) but the rest of them are bitches.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Isn’t she the one who doesn’t like guys?
ipwnn00bz4life : lol. yes.
ipwnn00bz4life : she doesn’t seem to mind me though…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Yeah, I’m sure she doesn’t… -_-
ipwnn00bz4life : r u getting jealous again?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : What? Pssh. No!
ipwnn00bz4life : but…shes a girl
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I’m not jealous.
ipwnn00bz4life : and im gay
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Why should I be jealous?
ipwnn00bz4life : meaning I like men
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Who would be jealous of her?
ipwnn00bz4life : well, not really men. just u really.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I’M NOT JEALOUS.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Aww. Kui xian, you say the cutest things. Wo ai ni ~
ipwnn00bz4life : :]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay. You guys want me to find a bf. Help me then.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Pssh. Find one yourself.
ipwnn00bz4life : well. what about…uh…onew?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ew. No. He has a bf now anyway.
ipwnn00bz4life : rlly? who?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Changmin from Dbsk.
ipwnn00bz4life : the maknae???
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No, the other Changmin from Dbsk… -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Hey, shut it, whore.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But that’s just…weird.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : How about Shindog? :P
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Double ew! Why can’t you take this seriously? -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Fine. Well. Pretty much everyone else is already taken…Except for you, of course. :]
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Sorry. I give up.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You didn’t even try!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Hey! Be grateful that I’m even helping you at all! You can just go date Shindog for all I care. At least he has a lot to offer! Emphasis on ‘a lot’. ;] He can cook for you! At least I think he can cook…That effing fatty.
ipwnn00bz4life : how about a girl?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun, I’m gay, sweetie. Meaning I’m not into girls.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Don’t call him sweetie with your dirty, slutty mouth, slut.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I didn’t say anything. I’m TYPING, not TALKING, fyi.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Don’t be such a smartass.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You TYPED it with your dirty, slutty fingers then. Ugh. I don’t even want to know what you do with those fingers…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I play my guitar with my fingers…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh, is that what they’re calling it now-a-days? ‘Playing my guitar’? You sicken me.
ipwnn00bz4life : i don’t think we can really help u, min. ur too picky.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *sigh* It’s okay…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And I’m not picky! I’m just not desperate!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You sound pretty desperate to me…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Okay. Well. This has all been so much fun but I’m logging off. Leeteuk brought ice cream home! :D
ipwnn00bz4life : sweet! i want some!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Mmm…We could get ‘creative’ with it, Kui xian…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Meet me in my room in 10. And bring a humongous bowl of ice cream with you. But make sure it’s strawberry! :]
ipwnn00bz4life : yummy ~
ipwnn00bz4life : can't forget the whipped cream either ;]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ooh. Ice cream party? Can I join? :)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Fuck no!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : That’s disgusting! I could never have a threesome with you!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What??? Ewwwww! So that’s what you’re planning on doing with the ice cream??? Nasty.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You’re just jealous. Later, dirty slutty fingers.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyu? Don’t leave me… :(
ipwnn00bz4life : if ur so lonely, u can just play on my starcraft account. maybe u can even meet an online bf or something. kekekeke.
ipwnn00bz4life : or u can just go back to playing ur guitar…with ur fingers which have been god-knows-where.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : -_____-
ipwnn00bz4life has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :(
Ilikegirls has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Kibum?!
Ilikegirls : Hi Minnie. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Wow, you like, never log on…
Ilikegirls : Like, I know right? :P
Ilikegirls : I’ve been busy. Being an actor is time-consuming, you know.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Don’t make fun of me! :/ So, how’s life?
Ilikegirls : Eh. Not bad, I guess…It’s just a little lonely…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I feel your pain. I’m always feeling lonely. :(
Ilikegirls : Kyu still won’t go out with you, huh?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : He’s dating Zhou mi…*shudder and twitches*
Ilikegirls : Oh, that’s right. They make a pretty nice couple, don’t you think?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : NO. I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT THINK THEY MAKE A NICE COUPLE, KIM KIBUM.
Ilikegirls : Oh…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *sigh* I need a bf like crazy…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’m just curious but why did you chose that username?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I thought you were gay like the rest of us (minus Shindog).
Ilikegirls : No, no, no. I’m straight.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Are you sure? I could have sworn you used to like Donghae.
Ilikegirls : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hah! I was right!
Ilikegirls : Nope.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Don’t lie to me, Kim Kibum.
Ilikegirls : I’m not!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Are tooooooooo! Too bad for you though. Donghae’s taken.
Ilikegirls : So is Kyuhyun.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So? He really wants me though. He’s just playing hard to get…and trying to make me jealous by going out with Zhou Mi.
Ilikegirls : Yeah, I’m sure that’s it…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So…you’re gay then, right?
Ilikegirls : Ugh. You’re never gonna let this go, are you?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nope! ^^
Ilikegirls : Fine… :(
Ilikegirls : Yes, I’m gay.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I knew it! :O
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :D Then I’m not the only single gay guy around!
Ilikegirls : Uh, I guess not?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yay! Kibum, you are now officially my new bff. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : How does it feel to have such a special role? If you hang out with me more, people will actually notice you now, you know? Because you’re always like, a ninja, or something. Nobody ever sees you…
Ilikegirls : Gee, thanks. You’re such a nice and wonderful person. :I
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I know. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Omfhj!
Ilikegirls : ‘Omfhj’? O.o
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yeah, you know. ‘Oh my freaking holy Jesus’…You haven’t heard of that?! Wow, Kibum. You really need to keep up with the internet slang.
Ilikegirls : I’m pretty sure no one would have guessed what that meant. You made that up, didn’t you?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So what if I did? Anyway, what the heck is this, Kim Kibum?!?!?!?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : http://community.livejournal.com/omonatheydidnt/3053491.html?thread=311410355
Ilikegirls : ?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You thought you could just leave Super Junior without telling us about it first?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You selfish bastard!
Ilikegirls : ???????
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I hate you. Don’t talk to me ever again. Our friendship is over, Kim Kibum.
Ilikegirls : ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ilikegirls : What? Sungmin??? But I’m NOT leaving Super Junior! I don’t even know where that came from!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : LALALALALALALALALA~ I CAN’T HEAR YOU. LELELELELELELELE~ LULULULULULULU~
Ilikegirls : SUNGMIN. STOP.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU. LALALALA~ I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD~
Ilikegirls : WHAT. THE. FUCK.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE~
Ilikegirls : PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE JUST STOP!
Ilikegirls : I’m not even leaving Super Junior, Sungmin. I promise! That’s just a rumor or something!...And isn’t that news article a little out-dated? It’s from April… -__-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Liar! Why do you keep lying to me, Kibummie?? *sniff* I miss you already!
Ilikegirls : Well, I haven’t been around the Suju dorm in like, several months…
Ilikegirls : Wait, Min! I know what it is now! Look at the source!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Do you think it’s fun to lie to your precious, innocent, lovely, beautiful, adorable, and caring hyung? :(
Ilikegirls : THE SOURCE, SUNGMIN! LOOK AT THE SOURCE!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why? Are you trying to trick me into going to a porn site?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : DON’T YOU DARE, KIM KIBUM! Leeteuk hyung tracks what we look at on the computer now… :( Hehe. Zhou Mi got caught the other day for trying to show Kyu some video about ‘2 Girls and One Cup’ or whatever it was. I don’t see what’s so bad about girls with cups but oh well. At least Zhou Mi got in trouble. ^^
Ilikegirls : Sungmin. Please. Do NOT mention that video. EVER. AGAIN.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Huh? Why not? You’re so gay that you don’t even like to look at girls anymore, or what?
Ilikegirls : That’s not it! That video…if you saw it…*shudders and trembles*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …What happened?? Did the girls drink from the same cup or what? ARE YOU A GERMIPHOBE?
Ilikegirls : OMG. SUNGMIN. JUST GO WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nah, that’s okay. Sounds boring.
Ilikegirls : O.O
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hey! Don’t distract me! Back to the topic at hand! HOW COULD YOU, KIM KIBUM?!?!
Ilikegirls : I didn’t do anything!
Ilikegirls : And why do you keep spelling out my whole name?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Because it has a nice ring to it, dontchu’ think? ‘Kim Kibum’. Catchy! :D
Ilikegirls : Like 2 other Korean celebrities have the same exact name…
Ilikegirls : And Sungmin, if you click on the source it will answer all your questions. I promise it is not a porn site.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay…one minute…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ahhhhh! You lied! It IS porn! *covers eyes and hides under blanket*
Ilikegirls : Wtf? No it’s not!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Then who is this ‘Rick Roll’ guy?
Ilikegirls : …You’ve never heard of a ‘Rick Roll’ before?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No, Kibum. That’s why I asked you, dummy. -_-
Ilikegirls : Well…actually…I’m not quite sure what it is…It’s just some site that comes up sometimes. Like when you think you’re going to pokemon.com, sometimes it takes you to a random ‘Rick Roll’ site instead. -__- It’s like a fraud site. It’s just for laughs though.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why did you use pokemon.com as an example?
Ilikegirls : Did I say pokemon? Uh, I meant…XXX.com…yeah…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What’s that?
Ilikegirls : Nevermind…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So, you’re not leaving?
Ilikegirls : No, Sungmin. I’m not leaving.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Thank god! I don’t know what I would have done without you Kibum!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : KIMIN BFF HUG! *huggles you to death*
Ilikegirls : Uh, ‘Kimin’?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yesss! Kimin! Isn’t that cute?
Ilikegirls : Adorable.
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
Drama King : Ah…That sure was fun, wasn’t it guys?
BeijingFriedRice : SO much fun. Let’s do it again.
God_loves_you : Oh god yes…I mean, what?! NO! You guys! You can’t just keep doing this to me!
BeijingFriedRice : Why not?
God_loves_you : Uh…well…erm…because! You just can’t! Plus, I’m NOT gay!
Drama King : Are too.
BeijingFriedRice : Yes you are, Shisus.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Pssh. Sure, Siwon.
Ilikegirls : LOL. You’re totally gay. XD
God_loves_you : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …O.O
God_loves_you : Kibum…Why? Why would you say something like that? I thought…I thought you were my one true ally in this war…
God_loves_you : Please don’t tell me you’re gay now too…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : He’s gay! ^^
God_loves_you : *Gasp*! Why are all the men in Korea turning gay?!
God_loves_you : Are the women losing their appeal?!
Drama King : What appeal? They never had any to being with.
BeijingFriedRice : Well, I don’t know…BoA is pretty sexy.
Drama King : Hm...okay. She’s the only exception.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I don’t know…She’s not that pretty…
Ilikegirls : Your opinion on the matter doesn’t count. You don’t even check out girls unless you want to criticize their taste in fashion or something.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : T_T
God_loves_you : Wow... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9oBhiG-UnA
God_loves_you : Who is that gorgeous woman in the red skinnies?
BeijingFriedRice : ROFLAMO! XD XD XD XD
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Pfft.
Ilikegirls : Hm. Now who could that be, I wonder? Funny, ‘she’ looks quite familiar. :P
BeijingFriedRice : Are you absolutely, positively sure that you’re not gay?
Drama King : …………………………………
God_loves_you : What? Who is it?
Drama King: THAT’S ME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!
God_loves_you : What are you talking about? You don’t look like that…
Drama King : Oh, so you’re saying that I only look good when I dress in drag like a girl?
BeijingFriedRice : Bwahahahahaha!
God_loves_you : …I don’t quite understand…
BeijingFriedRice : LMAO!!!!!
Drama King : SHUT THE FUCK UP, HANGENG!
BeijingFriedRice : :(
God_loves_you : So, let me get this straight. You pretended to be a girl just so you could dance to ‘Gee’?
Drama King : -_____________-
Ilikegirls : LOL.
Ilikegirls : Siwon, you guys always dress up as girls when you perform ‘Gee’…Even you do. How can you not remember?
BeijingFriedRice : Jesus is brainwashing him, I tell you.
God_loves_you : He is not! Quit dissing my home boy!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh em gee…You did not just say that…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Please do not try to sound cool and gangsta. It is unsettling and disturbing.
Ilikegirls : And hilarious. :D
BeijingFriedRice : Yeah, only black people can pull that off.
Drama King : You do realize that you are providing more and more evidence that you are gay, right?
God_loves_you : Whatever.
God_loves_you : I will never admit that I’m gay.
BeijingFriedRice : So you DO know you’re gay. You just don’t want to admit it, right?
God_loves_you : Yes, that’s exactly right. :)
God_loves_you : Wait…
God_loves_you : HEY! No! I’m not gay! Quit tricking me into saying it! :(
Drama King : Okay Siwon. We won’t say anything about you being gay anymore…
God_loves_you : Really? :D
Drama King : LOL, JK.
God_loves_you : You guys suck. :(
A/N: Comments rock my socks! :]
Bands: Super Junior
Author: kaisumi23
Pairings: Qmi, Sihanchul, & various others
Genre: Humor, complete crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13 (for obscenities & implied sexual situations)
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own any of these Kpop idols... :[
Summary: Join our favorite Kpop idols in their adventures through the cyber world.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 3.5 (side story)
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
A/N: I'm back with another update! :D Yeah, I know you probably are all killing me inside your heads right now since I never update anymore...but I'm sorry! I just never seem to find the time (or the motivation). Anyway, enjoy!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ - Zhou Mi
ipwnn00bz4life - Kyuhyun
p!nkisthenewMeganFox - Sungmin
Ilikegirls - Kibum
Drama King - Heechul
BeijingFriedRice - Hangeng
God_loves_you - Siwon
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged in.
ipwnn00bz4life has logged in.
ipwnn00bz4life : maybe we should find sungmin a bf
ipwnn00bz4life : to shut him up, u kno?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : He’s fine without one.
ipwnn00bz4life : but he wont leave me alone. he’s freakin annoying
ipwnn00bz4life : i would have thought that u would be all for him finding a bf…since u get jealous so easily when he flirts with me...
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But I like him being miserable and lonely… :[
ipwnn00bz4life : ur such a bitch -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Only for you, baby. Only for you. ^_^
ipwnn00bz4life : wanna watch something funny?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO. I’ve had enough animal porn, thank you very much.
ipwnn00bz4life : its not animal porn. its much better!
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXO7QEG5jbw
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Omg…Why do you always show me extremely disturbing and sinister things?
ipwnn00bz4life : lol. becuz its fun. :]
ipwnn00bz4life : u don’t think its kinda…erotic?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : WTF? Hell no!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Okay, maybe a little…
ipwnn00bz4life : :D
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : It would be REALLY hot if you would dance like that for me…
ipwnn00bz4life : i do!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh? When??? How come I don’t remember???
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqDsblsG3KU
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : HOLY CRAP.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Are you trying to seduce me?!
ipwnn00bz4life : …maybe…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : OH EM GEE. Where can I download this in HQ???
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But Kui xian. You weren’t dancing for ME… -___-
ipwnn00bz4life : yes I was
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Liar.
ipwnn00bz4life : zhou mi, every time im on stage, i dance solely for u. becuz I know ur always watching me.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox has logged in.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Aww. Kui xian. You’re too sweet.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But you make me sound like a stalker...
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : That’s because you are a stalker.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hi Kyu! :)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Get. Out. -_-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No! You get out!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I was here first so I don’t have to. :]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Grrr!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : …Did you just…growl at me?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Maybe…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Why can’t you just go find yourself a nice fuck buddy or something? That way you don’t have to bother all of us with your stupidity.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Well, now. You’re sort of standing in my way aren’t you?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : What the hell are you implying? Are you saying that you would make Kyuhyun your fuck buddy?! OVER MY DEAD BODY, WHORE! MY KUI XIAN IS NO ONE’S FUCK BUDDY! Well, except mine of course.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I BET HE WOULDN’T MIND! Right, Kyu? I bet you can’t wait to get rid of this freaking tall giraffe so you can actually have decent sex for once.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Giraffe?... *glares* I HOPE YOU DIE FROM GETTING TOO MANY STDS AND AIDS, YOU FILTHY WHORE. GO DO YOUR NINJA KARATE CRAP OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO.
ipwnn00bz4life : *sigh*
ipwnn00bz4life : sungmin, really. why can’t u just go find a nice bf and leave me and zhou mi alone?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why can’t you just use proper English?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : It’s ‘Zhou Mi and I’, Kyuhyun.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT ME AND YOU, BITCH. You wish.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And I’m supposedly the stupid one? -_-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And no, I do not wish for that, Zhou Mi. You’re disgusting. And ugly. And freakishly tall. And you have a big nose, you Jew!
ipwnn00bz4life : lmao. jew. lolz. :D
ipwnn00bz4life : so, anyway. u guys wanna watch something funny?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : NO! STFU! I DO NOT HAVE A JEW NOSE!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Not really…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And yes you do.
ipwnn00bz4life : oh. well. too bad.
ipwnn00bz4life : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLz_N1pskok
ipwnn00bz4life : mwahahaha, this is so true.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I thought you liked SNSD.
ipwnn00bz4life : no way. they r annoying. with their slutty short shorts and everything. the only ppl who actually go to their concerts are old grandpas looking for some sweet, young ass.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Kind of reminds you of someone, eh? *cough* Sungmin *cough*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Huh?...Why are you coughing in a chat room?...
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : My god. Your IQ must be below 50. You’re so stupid.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nah ah! You are!...And 50 isn’t that bad…
ipwnn00bz4life : anyway. the only one I actually like is seohyun. shes nice (and hott) but the rest of them are bitches.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Isn’t she the one who doesn’t like guys?
ipwnn00bz4life : lol. yes.
ipwnn00bz4life : she doesn’t seem to mind me though…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Yeah, I’m sure she doesn’t… -_-
ipwnn00bz4life : r u getting jealous again?
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : What? Pssh. No!
ipwnn00bz4life : but…shes a girl
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I’m not jealous.
ipwnn00bz4life : and im gay
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Why should I be jealous?
ipwnn00bz4life : meaning I like men
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Who would be jealous of her?
ipwnn00bz4life : well, not really men. just u really.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : I’M NOT JEALOUS.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Aww. Kui xian, you say the cutest things. Wo ai ni ~
ipwnn00bz4life : :]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :(
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay. You guys want me to find a bf. Help me then.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Pssh. Find one yourself.
ipwnn00bz4life : well. what about…uh…onew?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ew. No. He has a bf now anyway.
ipwnn00bz4life : rlly? who?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Changmin from Dbsk.
ipwnn00bz4life : the maknae???
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No, the other Changmin from Dbsk… -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Hey, shut it, whore.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : But that’s just…weird.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : How about Shindog? :P
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Double ew! Why can’t you take this seriously? -_-
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Fine. Well. Pretty much everyone else is already taken…Except for you, of course. :]
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Sorry. I give up.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You didn’t even try!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Hey! Be grateful that I’m even helping you at all! You can just go date Shindog for all I care. At least he has a lot to offer! Emphasis on ‘a lot’. ;] He can cook for you! At least I think he can cook…That effing fatty.
ipwnn00bz4life : how about a girl?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyuhyun, I’m gay, sweetie. Meaning I’m not into girls.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Don’t call him sweetie with your dirty, slutty mouth, slut.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I didn’t say anything. I’m TYPING, not TALKING, fyi.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Don’t be such a smartass.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You TYPED it with your dirty, slutty fingers then. Ugh. I don’t even want to know what you do with those fingers…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I play my guitar with my fingers…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Oh, is that what they’re calling it now-a-days? ‘Playing my guitar’? You sicken me.
ipwnn00bz4life : i don’t think we can really help u, min. ur too picky.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *sigh* It’s okay…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : And I’m not picky! I’m just not desperate!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You sound pretty desperate to me…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Okay. Well. This has all been so much fun but I’m logging off. Leeteuk brought ice cream home! :D
ipwnn00bz4life : sweet! i want some!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Mmm…We could get ‘creative’ with it, Kui xian…
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Meet me in my room in 10. And bring a humongous bowl of ice cream with you. But make sure it’s strawberry! :]
ipwnn00bz4life : yummy ~
ipwnn00bz4life : can't forget the whipped cream either ;]
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ooh. Ice cream party? Can I join? :)
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : Fuck no!
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : That’s disgusting! I could never have a threesome with you!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What??? Ewwwww! So that’s what you’re planning on doing with the ice cream??? Nasty.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ : You’re just jealous. Later, dirty slutty fingers.
~!I<3Kuixian!~ has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Kyu? Don’t leave me… :(
ipwnn00bz4life : if ur so lonely, u can just play on my starcraft account. maybe u can even meet an online bf or something. kekekeke.
ipwnn00bz4life : or u can just go back to playing ur guitar…with ur fingers which have been god-knows-where.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : -_____-
ipwnn00bz4life has logged out.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :(
Ilikegirls has logged in.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Kibum?!
Ilikegirls : Hi Minnie. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Wow, you like, never log on…
Ilikegirls : Like, I know right? :P
Ilikegirls : I’ve been busy. Being an actor is time-consuming, you know.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Don’t make fun of me! :/ So, how’s life?
Ilikegirls : Eh. Not bad, I guess…It’s just a little lonely…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I feel your pain. I’m always feeling lonely. :(
Ilikegirls : Kyu still won’t go out with you, huh?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : He’s dating Zhou mi…*shudder and twitches*
Ilikegirls : Oh, that’s right. They make a pretty nice couple, don’t you think?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : NO. I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT THINK THEY MAKE A NICE COUPLE, KIM KIBUM.
Ilikegirls : Oh…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : *sigh* I need a bf like crazy…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I’m just curious but why did you chose that username?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I thought you were gay like the rest of us (minus Shindog).
Ilikegirls : No, no, no. I’m straight.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …Are you sure? I could have sworn you used to like Donghae.
Ilikegirls : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hah! I was right!
Ilikegirls : Nope.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Don’t lie to me, Kim Kibum.
Ilikegirls : I’m not!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Are tooooooooo! Too bad for you though. Donghae’s taken.
Ilikegirls : So is Kyuhyun.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So? He really wants me though. He’s just playing hard to get…and trying to make me jealous by going out with Zhou Mi.
Ilikegirls : Yeah, I’m sure that’s it…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So…you’re gay then, right?
Ilikegirls : Ugh. You’re never gonna let this go, are you?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nope! ^^
Ilikegirls : Fine… :(
Ilikegirls : Yes, I’m gay.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I knew it! :O
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : :D Then I’m not the only single gay guy around!
Ilikegirls : Uh, I guess not?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yay! Kibum, you are now officially my new bff. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : How does it feel to have such a special role? If you hang out with me more, people will actually notice you now, you know? Because you’re always like, a ninja, or something. Nobody ever sees you…
Ilikegirls : Gee, thanks. You’re such a nice and wonderful person. :I
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I know. :)
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Omfhj!
Ilikegirls : ‘Omfhj’? O.o
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yeah, you know. ‘Oh my freaking holy Jesus’…You haven’t heard of that?! Wow, Kibum. You really need to keep up with the internet slang.
Ilikegirls : I’m pretty sure no one would have guessed what that meant. You made that up, didn’t you?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So what if I did? Anyway, what the heck is this, Kim Kibum?!?!?!?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : http://community.livejournal.com/omonatheydidnt/3053491.html?thread=311410355
Ilikegirls : ?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You thought you could just leave Super Junior without telling us about it first?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : You selfish bastard!
Ilikegirls : ???????
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I hate you. Don’t talk to me ever again. Our friendship is over, Kim Kibum.
Ilikegirls : ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ilikegirls : What? Sungmin??? But I’m NOT leaving Super Junior! I don’t even know where that came from!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : LALALALALALALALALA~ I CAN’T HEAR YOU. LELELELELELELELE~ LULULULULULULU~
Ilikegirls : SUNGMIN. STOP.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU. LALALALA~ I’M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD~
Ilikegirls : WHAT. THE. FUCK.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE~
Ilikegirls : PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE JUST STOP!
Ilikegirls : I’m not even leaving Super Junior, Sungmin. I promise! That’s just a rumor or something!...And isn’t that news article a little out-dated? It’s from April… -__-
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Liar! Why do you keep lying to me, Kibummie?? *sniff* I miss you already!
Ilikegirls : Well, I haven’t been around the Suju dorm in like, several months…
Ilikegirls : Wait, Min! I know what it is now! Look at the source!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Do you think it’s fun to lie to your precious, innocent, lovely, beautiful, adorable, and caring hyung? :(
Ilikegirls : THE SOURCE, SUNGMIN! LOOK AT THE SOURCE!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why? Are you trying to trick me into going to a porn site?!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : DON’T YOU DARE, KIM KIBUM! Leeteuk hyung tracks what we look at on the computer now… :( Hehe. Zhou Mi got caught the other day for trying to show Kyu some video about ‘2 Girls and One Cup’ or whatever it was. I don’t see what’s so bad about girls with cups but oh well. At least Zhou Mi got in trouble. ^^
Ilikegirls : Sungmin. Please. Do NOT mention that video. EVER. AGAIN.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Huh? Why not? You’re so gay that you don’t even like to look at girls anymore, or what?
Ilikegirls : That’s not it! That video…if you saw it…*shudders and trembles*
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …What happened?? Did the girls drink from the same cup or what? ARE YOU A GERMIPHOBE?
Ilikegirls : OMG. SUNGMIN. JUST GO WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Nah, that’s okay. Sounds boring.
Ilikegirls : O.O
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Hey! Don’t distract me! Back to the topic at hand! HOW COULD YOU, KIM KIBUM?!?!
Ilikegirls : I didn’t do anything!
Ilikegirls : And why do you keep spelling out my whole name?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Because it has a nice ring to it, dontchu’ think? ‘Kim Kibum’. Catchy! :D
Ilikegirls : Like 2 other Korean celebrities have the same exact name…
Ilikegirls : And Sungmin, if you click on the source it will answer all your questions. I promise it is not a porn site.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Okay…one minute…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Ahhhhh! You lied! It IS porn! *covers eyes and hides under blanket*
Ilikegirls : Wtf? No it’s not!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh. Then who is this ‘Rick Roll’ guy?
Ilikegirls : …You’ve never heard of a ‘Rick Roll’ before?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : No, Kibum. That’s why I asked you, dummy. -_-
Ilikegirls : Well…actually…I’m not quite sure what it is…It’s just some site that comes up sometimes. Like when you think you’re going to pokemon.com, sometimes it takes you to a random ‘Rick Roll’ site instead. -__- It’s like a fraud site. It’s just for laughs though.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Why did you use pokemon.com as an example?
Ilikegirls : Did I say pokemon? Uh, I meant…XXX.com…yeah…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : What’s that?
Ilikegirls : Nevermind…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : So, you’re not leaving?
Ilikegirls : No, Sungmin. I’m not leaving.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Thank god! I don’t know what I would have done without you Kibum!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : KIMIN BFF HUG! *huggles you to death*
Ilikegirls : Uh, ‘Kimin’?
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Yesss! Kimin! Isn’t that cute?
Ilikegirls : Adorable.
Drama King has logged in.
BeijingFriedRice has logged in.
God_loves_you has logged in.
Drama King : Ah…That sure was fun, wasn’t it guys?
BeijingFriedRice : SO much fun. Let’s do it again.
God_loves_you : Oh god yes…I mean, what?! NO! You guys! You can’t just keep doing this to me!
BeijingFriedRice : Why not?
God_loves_you : Uh…well…erm…because! You just can’t! Plus, I’m NOT gay!
Drama King : Are too.
BeijingFriedRice : Yes you are, Shisus.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Pssh. Sure, Siwon.
Ilikegirls : LOL. You’re totally gay. XD
God_loves_you : …
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : …O.O
God_loves_you : Kibum…Why? Why would you say something like that? I thought…I thought you were my one true ally in this war…
God_loves_you : Please don’t tell me you’re gay now too…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : He’s gay! ^^
God_loves_you : *Gasp*! Why are all the men in Korea turning gay?!
God_loves_you : Are the women losing their appeal?!
Drama King : What appeal? They never had any to being with.
BeijingFriedRice : Well, I don’t know…BoA is pretty sexy.
Drama King : Hm...okay. She’s the only exception.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : I don’t know…She’s not that pretty…
Ilikegirls : Your opinion on the matter doesn’t count. You don’t even check out girls unless you want to criticize their taste in fashion or something.
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : T_T
God_loves_you : Wow... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9oBhiG-UnA
God_loves_you : Who is that gorgeous woman in the red skinnies?
BeijingFriedRice : ROFLAMO! XD XD XD XD
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Pfft.
Ilikegirls : Hm. Now who could that be, I wonder? Funny, ‘she’ looks quite familiar. :P
BeijingFriedRice : Are you absolutely, positively sure that you’re not gay?
Drama King : …………………………………
God_loves_you : What? Who is it?
Drama King: THAT’S ME YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!
God_loves_you : What are you talking about? You don’t look like that…
Drama King : Oh, so you’re saying that I only look good when I dress in drag like a girl?
BeijingFriedRice : Bwahahahahaha!
God_loves_you : …I don’t quite understand…
BeijingFriedRice : LMAO!!!!!
Drama King : SHUT THE FUCK UP, HANGENG!
BeijingFriedRice : :(
God_loves_you : So, let me get this straight. You pretended to be a girl just so you could dance to ‘Gee’?
Drama King : -_____________-
Ilikegirls : LOL.
Ilikegirls : Siwon, you guys always dress up as girls when you perform ‘Gee’…Even you do. How can you not remember?
BeijingFriedRice : Jesus is brainwashing him, I tell you.
God_loves_you : He is not! Quit dissing my home boy!
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Oh em gee…You did not just say that…
p!nkisthenewMeganFox : Please do not try to sound cool and gangsta. It is unsettling and disturbing.
Ilikegirls : And hilarious. :D
BeijingFriedRice : Yeah, only black people can pull that off.
Drama King : You do realize that you are providing more and more evidence that you are gay, right?
God_loves_you : Whatever.
God_loves_you : I will never admit that I’m gay.
BeijingFriedRice : So you DO know you’re gay. You just don’t want to admit it, right?
God_loves_you : Yes, that’s exactly right. :)
God_loves_you : Wait…
God_loves_you : HEY! No! I’m not gay! Quit tricking me into saying it! :(
Drama King : Okay Siwon. We won’t say anything about you being gay anymore…
God_loves_you : Really? :D
Drama King : LOL, JK.
God_loves_you : You guys suck. :(
A/N: Comments rock my socks! :]