Feb 19, 2004 16:54
so my grandma checks me out of school and i go to the doctors and shit and get out and we go to get my prescriptions [cause im sick], at sav-ons.
while we're waiting, we check out the clearance isle because that place is sex.
and i see this thing called lip-plumping gel scoreee. so i take it out of the package and put some on, and i can't feel my lips. &my lips were numb for like half an hour. so then i see this thing called heat sensation lubricant, so i put some on my grandma's hand. &she just looks at it, looks up at me, and says "..its not going to work.. it has to be -points &whispers- down there" it was so funny slash gross.
so i get outside and i'm like "ARE MY LIPS PLUMP AND SEXY?!" and they had not changed at all♥