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heart x stitches: this might sound wierd..
heart x stitches: and the first time ill ever ask you this..
heart x stitches: but..
heart x stitches: wanna go to a keith sweat concert on friday?
wtf..?
anyways, time for a story.
so i'm just sitting there minding my own business at the theatre and alyson tells me she wants to show me something so i look and alyson skinny shit shows me this HIDDEN SECRET FAT STASH SHE HAS!!!
so i'm like wtf?! is that real?! so i had to take a closer look to see for myself if this monster was truly real!
AND IT WAS.. so i'm amazed by this, shes been deceiving everyone all along! so then wes looks over and he too is amazed by the super fat alyson has been storing!!
audrey just minding her own business looks to see what the fuss is all about, AND SHE TOO IS AMAZED!!
so alyson feels bad for being a fat liar to everyone and trys to think of a way to get rid of this monster so she doesnt feel like a big fat liar anymore.
and in the meantime in lovin brad.
alyson is so inspired by my amazing gorgeous brad-lovin knee that she decides that it's time for her to start going to curves again!!
and then some hampsters got horny...
THE END!
heart x stitches: and the first time ill ever ask you this..
heart x stitches: but..
heart x stitches: wanna go to a keith sweat concert on friday?
wtf..?
anyways, time for a story.
so i'm just sitting there minding my own business at the theatre and alyson tells me she wants to show me something so i look and alyson skinny shit shows me this HIDDEN SECRET FAT STASH SHE HAS!!!
so i'm like wtf?! is that real?! so i had to take a closer look to see for myself if this monster was truly real!
AND IT WAS.. so i'm amazed by this, shes been deceiving everyone all along! so then wes looks over and he too is amazed by the super fat alyson has been storing!!
audrey just minding her own business looks to see what the fuss is all about, AND SHE TOO IS AMAZED!!
so alyson feels bad for being a fat liar to everyone and trys to think of a way to get rid of this monster so she doesnt feel like a big fat liar anymore.
and in the meantime in lovin brad.
alyson is so inspired by my amazing gorgeous brad-lovin knee that she decides that it's time for her to start going to curves again!!
and then some hampsters got horny...
THE END!